Professor Writes Whiny Article About How She Can't Teach Millennials - Woman Puts Her In A Bodybag With Records From The Year 1800

The Higher Education: The lamest generation: I can’t teach millennials – they refuse to take any responsibility for their learning, says an assistant professor.

I’ve been cucked.

All this time defending millennials, multiple blogs a day, for weeks, for months, for years.  The self proclaimed King of the Millennials.

Well egg on my face.

Because never once did it cross my mind to dig up records from the early 19th century.

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If I am the King, then Jenny is my queen.

In a strictly platonic millennial defending sense, unless she was interested in taking it further, in which I case I would Open Table a date night so fast it would make your head spin. A night full of delicious food, drink and conversation about the blame passing Baby Boomer cowards makes my heart have butterflies.

Millennials may be annoying and more concerned with their iPhones than the learning material, but last I checked I haven’t seen any stories yet of a couple of 19 year olds interrupting class by sword dueling in the middle of the lecture hall and fighting dancing masters.