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A Deep Dive Inside The British Open Leaderboard

The Open Championship 2018 - Day One - Carnoustie Golf Links

The following is a deep dive inside the leaderboard at the halfway point of the 147th Open Championship at Carnoustie.

-6, Kevin Kisner

2 PGA TOUR wins.
1 Presidents Cup appearance.
1 Rough N Rowdy ejection due to extreme intoxication.

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-6, Zach Johnson

Won 2007 Masters at Augusta National.
Won 2015 Open Championship at St. Andrews.
Has been heralded as a hero after famously alerting Shinnecock Hills in June 2018 that the United States Golf Association had lost their golf course.

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-5, Tommy Fleetwood

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2-time Stanley Cup champion.
5-time Art Ross Trophy winner.
Runner-up at 2018 U.S. Open with a final-round 63.

-5, Pat Perez

Fucks 5-10 times per day.
3 PGA TOUR wins.

-5, Xander Schauffele

2017 Rookie of the Year.
Seems like nice guy.

-4, Rory McIlroy

Walks like he has a bigger dick than the blue whale.
4-time major champ.

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-4, Erik Van Rooyen

Rocks amazingly flat brims.

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-4, Matt Kuchar

Morning Fourballs - 2014 Ryder Cup

Tall.
Finished top-16 in all 4 majors last year.
13th on all-time PGA TOUR money list with just 7 wins.
Runner-up to Spieth at 2017 Open.
Tall.

-4, Tony Finau

Nearly won the Masters on this.

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-4, Zander Lombard

Made just 4 cuts in 15 starts on European Tour this season.
Somehow is 4-under at Carnoustie.

-3, Kevin Chappell

Great dude.
Fist pumps hard. Like really fucking hard.

-3, Jordan Spieth

Defending champ.
Watches TV with Kiz.
May be a wizard.

-3, Rickie Fowler

Carries monkey on back.

-2, Danny Willett

2016 Masters champ.
Was rumored to be dead but, alas, is alive.

E, Tiger Woods

Actually has a bigger dick than the blue whale.
Uses it to fuck chicks.
Lots of chicks.
Like an insane amount of chicks.
14-time major champ.
GOAT.
Buy a shirt.

E, Phil Mickelson

Toxic.

+4, Justin Thomas

Leaders are off at 11:00 am EST.
Tiger’s off at 8:15 am.
Should be a fantastic weekend of links golf.
Pray for wind.

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