Millennial Blogger Invents Waking Up Early

How I Hacked Time by Getting Up at 5:30AM [Medium]

I NEED MILLENNIALS LIKE I NEED AIR TO BREATHE!

Living on a $25/hour salary with a $1k monthly allowance and free rent = an accomplishment.

Waking up early = hacking time.

It’s incredible.

Getting a direct deposit for the job you do = hacking money.

Having unprotected sex= hacking pregnancy.

Going to bed= hacking sleep.

Eating food = hacking starvation.

Breathing air = hacking survival.

The list goes on and on.  Millennials literally invented living.  Your old ass dumb ass grandparents wish they knew half the shit we know.  Greatest Generation my ass.  Go fight in a war.  We’ll be over here manipulating time with our bellies full of goat cheese avocado wraps.