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BREAKING: Trump Explains That Through A Double Negative He Obviously Meant The Opposite Of What He Said About Russia

Hand up, I was part of the crew that just didn’t get it. I thought Trump meant what he said not the opposite of what he said. I’m a dumbass. It was so obviously obvious that he meant wouldn’t not would even though he said would but I just missed it. Putin tricked me. I’m blinded by the constant temptation to trust my ears. To believe what I hear. Stupid. We’re dealing with sort of a double negative here and it put my brain in a blender.

To clarify (although it was pretty obvious).

Trump official sentence for the record: “I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia.”