Do NOT Play Dodgeball Against The Brady Family Unless You Have A Deathwish
Honest to goodness this video is going to end up in museums. It will be studied bi sociologists for centuries to come and will be accepted as the new bible, the thing that made all of the world realize that we are not all equal. There are immortal freaks who walk among us.
I’ve watched this video no less that 25 times since I woke up 10 minutes ago and I laugh out loud each time. Maya Brady (a UCLA softball commit) starts things off by throwing 200 MPH with the reflexes of Pudge Rodriguez. Ok, you think, maybe she’s playing this hard because she’s trying to prove herself. Maybe she feels she’s in the shadow of Tom Brady and needs to go all out all the time.
WRONG!
Then comes whoever is in the white throwing piss missiles at Tom. Next? Kevin Youkilis flies on screen and whips a dodgeball at a woman (maybe Julie Brady, his wife?) as if he was trying to get ARod at first. It’s total chaos, the likes of which is typically saved for war zones and not ritzy Montana retreats, bodies are flying and all rules are disobeyed. Then a cute little cameo for Gaylnn Brady and an underhand toss makes you think it’s over. Wrong again, Tom takes no prisoners and unleashes a rocket launcher at her from 5 feet away.
Everything about this video is fascinating. Everyone in the Brady family has a dangerous weapon attached to their body and they have no idea what playing at half speed means.
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