Greg Norman's Pictures For The Body Issue Are FANTASTIC

Golf Digest- The fact that Greg Norman ended up in ESPN’s “Body Issue” might be the least surprising news of the week, seeing how those of us who follow the two-time major champion on social media know he’s been living his own version of the “Body Issue” for years. “I walk around naked at home. It’s not a big deal to me, right?” Norman told ESPN. “At the end of the day, I do enjoy keeping fit at my age.” Indeed, you can’t help but be impressed by Norman’s incredible fitness at age 62. He hasn’t played competitively for more than a decade and won his last major a quarter century ago, yet he looks as though he could hang with Brooks Koepka and Dustin Johnson during one of their off-season workouts. But it’s doubtful even those two young brutes would have the courage to pose for a photo like this one

Greg Norman fucks. We kind’ve already knew that cause he hast been shy about being jacked into his 60s but we for sure know that now. He fucks like nobody has ever fucked in the history of fucking. Those pictures are FANTASTIC. Don’t you dare let your girlfriend see those pictures of The Shark. She’ll be thinking about him while you guys have sex for eternity. I might start thinking about Greg Norman when I have sex.

Look at this dude. These weren’t even for the body issue. These were just for the Gram

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The only change I would make to the photoshoot is I wish they had used a real shark in the picture. The stuffed shark is kinda bullshit. Greg Norman needed to be nude wrestling a real shark. I’m not telling people how to do their job but that seems like a lay up.

PS- Remember when Greg Norman almost cut his arm off with a chainsaw?