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Minister Says Today is the Start of the End of the World. It's Science.

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SourceThe Rapture is an event many Christians believe marks the return of the son of God – and all the believers will disappear from Earth up to Heaven in the “twinkling of an eye”.

But this happens after a tribulation period – seven years that are first of peace and unity around the world and then three and a half years of war and global pandemics.

And Steve Fletcher, who monitors events that could signal the end of mankind, believes the Rapture starts today.

He said: “Time is up and all hell breaks loose after June 21, 2018.”

He explained a number of factors had allowed him to pinpoint the end of times – which coincides with Summer Solstice, the ending of spring and the starting of summer.

Writing on his website, he said: “Many people have had dreams and visions that the rapture will occur shortly after the death of Billy Graham [a prominent evangelical Christian figure].

“Billy Graham passed away this year on the same day as Moses, February 21.

“That’s exactly four months or 120 days before June 21.

“That ties in with the 120 Jubilees since creation, and 120 years being the age that Moses was when he died. Very significant number, that 120.

“It’s a multiple of 12 – we have the 12 disciples, the 12 stars of Revelation 12.”

He also said other significant June 21 calculations include:

- From the August 21, 2017 solar eclipse – 10 months.

- From Chuck Mistler’s [another prominent evangelical Christian] death – 1 month 20 days.

- From Stephen Hawking’s death – 99 days.

- From Royal Wedding 33 days. Prince Harry is 33. Jesus was 33 at His resurrection.

- From Christopher Hitchens [prominent atheist] death – 6 years, 6 months, and 6 days.

- On June 21-22 there is a conjunction between Jupiter (represents Jesus) and the Moon (represents the bride/church) in the Libra constellation (represents the judgment seat of Christ).

- The movie Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom – premieres June 22, 2018. In the Rapture when we go up to Heaven, the devil and his angels are cast down to Earth (Revelation 12).

Well, well, well. Go ahead, non-believers. Sit there and be all excited about your weekend coming up and the longest day of the year today and public schools about to let out and summer just around the corner. Because good Christians like Steve Fletcher and I know better. All that really happened today is the countdown clock started ticking toward Doomsday. Armageddon. A real bad one. Worse than the one with Rockhound and Aerosmith’s worst song.

Now sure, you Godless heathens out there will deny there’s anything to this. Maybe point out that every couple of weeks someone else predicts the End of Days is nigh; and then when they turn out to be wrong just move the date back. But how can you stick your head in the sand and ignore Rev. Fletcher’s science? Billy Graham. Moses. 120 stuff. Things related to 12. The eclipse. That guy whatshisname. Stephen Hawking! You think a guy who was given months to live as a young man just suddenly up and dying on us 40 years later means nothing? The Royal Wedding. That atheist. Jupiter. The moon. The Jurassic World sequel! Don’t try to tell me you think a movie called Fallen Kingdom coming out now is just a coincidence.

It all ties together too perfectly to mean anything other than we are seven years away from the some serious Book of Revelations shit going down. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria. I’m sold. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got like 84 months to live like I was dying. There are credit cards to be maxed out. 10,000 calorie meals to consume. Really expensive scotch to get drunk on. Celebrities to have sex with. A Batmobile to purchase. And trust me, you do not want to be Roger Goodell in the days to come. Then, assuming Fletcher’s calculations are correct, I repent on June 21, 2025 and the joke’s on all of you. Enjoy the start of summer, losers.