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Pilot Blasts The Cabin With Air Conditioning Until "Women Started Puking" To Get Everyone Off The Plane

GUWAHATI/MUMBAISome passengers on an AirAsia India flight from Kolkata to Bagdogra got into an altercation with airline staff over deplaning them after the flight was delayed by over four hours, a passenger claimed.

Indian Oil Corporation Executive Director (West Bengal) Dipankar Ray, who was also travelling in the same flight, complained of very “unprofessional and rude” behaviour from the airline staff.

“Get off my plane” – Harrison Ford – This Air Asia Pilot

“The flight was scheduled to depart at 9 am and was initially delayed by 30 minutes. After boarding, we kept sitting inside the aircraft for one-and-a-half hours with no food or water at all,” Mr Ray told PTI.

The flight captain then instructed all passengers to de- board without any explanation, he added.

“When passengers refused to deboard due to heavy rains outside, the captain put the air-conditioning blower on full blast to hound the passengers out. It created a scary scene as heavy fog was created inside the plane and it was very suffocating,” Mr Ray said.

He further said that many women passengers started vomiting and children were crying.

I’m not gonna be a broken record here and talk about how much I hate flying again.  How I can’t step foot on a plane without my Xanax prescription.  It’s an irrational fear but it’s a fear nonetheless.  And even without that fear of actually flying, the whole traveling situation is a disaster of an annoyance – everybody knows that.  The security line (thanks Al Qaeda), the people you’re surrounded by, the gate changes, the innumerable delays.  Everyone hates that shit.  It’s not unique.  Flying is the absolute fucking worst.  Getting stuck on a plane, told it’s a 30 minute delay, told it’s a 1.5 hour delay, and ending up at 4.5 hours delay is THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST.

Having said that, I couldn’t be more on the pilot’s side here.  Not even close.  Just Pilot Power Moves Only.

Seriously when I opened this video and the air conditioning was so high that it was actually visible I lost it.  Absolutely hilarious.

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Sorry passengers.  You’re on this Air Asia Pilot’s plane now.  He’s the captain.  He says get off the plane, you get off the plane.  And this ain’t United with some PC pilot trying to take heed of a new PR policy – this is the Asian style of handling things.  You don’t want to follow orders, prepare to be smoked out by air conditioning to the point that all the women start puking all over their crying children.    It’s my favorite thing about Asia.  They just do not give a fuck about your feelings.

Also these passengers were trying to say they had basically the airplane version of Fyre Festival on our hands:

Mr Ray, however, countered that and said the airline had asked them to go to the food court in the airport after deplaning them and show the boarding passes to get food.

“When we reached the food court, they refused us. There was no communication from AirAsia at all. We had to pay. When we were boarding the flight second time, then they gave us one sandwich and a 250 ml water bottle. This is an unacceptable treatment,” he said.

A sandwich and a water bottle?  That’s what I eat for lunch every single day.  That’s a perfectly satisfying and respectable lunch.  Maybe I add some chips in, but if I forget them, it’s not a huge deal.  Acting like they were locked in cages and starved for 24 hours.  Eat your sandwich and rebook.