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James Harrison Is An Absurdly Strong Human

Mama Mia! As if the 150 pound dumbbells weren’t enough, better add some resistance to that just for kicks. Can never be too safe when you’re lifting the heaviest fucking weights in the world. That’s just an insane amount of weight. With bands. And to think I’m on day 14 in a row of waking up at 6:00 am to go to the gym and then going back to bed for a couple of hours. I would love to lift weights, but sleeping is so much easier. Then I turn my head and see 40 year old James Harrison doing unspeakable feats of strength. Really fucks my head up to see it. Not that I could ever lift 1/100th of what he does, but that someone so rich, so decorated, and retired is still putting in work like that in the gym while I sit at home and pick my nose. Maybe I’ll start tomorrow. (I won’t.) But maybe I will. (I definitely won’t.)