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The Government is Telling Us That Demonic 'Wolf-like' Creature is Just a Wolf

SourceIn May, a large wolf-like creature was shot by a rancher in Montana …  outside Denton on May 16, but it looked as if it came out of the Ice Age. Photos taken by Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks (FWP) showed a raggedy wolf-like creature with some slightly unusual features. It had long grayish-brown fur, a large head and a snout; but its ears seemed larger than average, and its legs and body too short for a typical wolf.

“We have no idea what this was until we get a DNA report back,” Bruce Auchly, information manager for Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks, told The Great Falls Tribune at the time.

Now, about a month later, the DNA results are in and the mystery has been solved once and for all.

“The canine creature shot in Montana a month ago that captured the curiosity of the nation is actually a gray wolf,” Montana FWP wrote in an announcement Monday. … The lab compared the animal’s DNA with thousands of other DNA samples from wolves, coyotes and dogs,” the official state agency said. “The conclusion was clear — this animal is a gray wolf from the northern Rocky Mountains.”

Montana FWP says confusion over the animal’s identity may have been caused by its appearance in the photos. It seemed to have short legs and big ears but inspection of the animal at the wildlife lab in Bozeman “revealed a relatively normal looking, dark brown wolf” Montana FWP says.

So typical. This is exactly the kind of lazy, perfunctory, mailed-in “nothing to see here,” “situation: normal” drivel I’ve come to expect from these professional government debunkers. They can’t even be bothered to try to come up with a plausible cover story. Every UFO is a weather balloon. Every Sasquatch footprint is a hoax. Every laser-precision cut on mutilated cattle with organs removed and no blood at the scene is the result of an animal attack. And now a “wolf-like” creature no one can identify is … wait for it … a wolf! Well, what do you know about that?!

Of course it is. What are they going to say? What we’ve got here is the major zoological discovery of all time? Are they going to say This shocking find rewrites everything we thought we knew about life on this planet?  Hell, no. Their job is to flash the MiB neuralyzer in our eyes and make us forget everything. So if you want to be one of the sheeple believing their cover story that this isn’t a Chupacabra, a direwolf, a Harry Potter-like animagus or something even more sinister like an abominable human/wolf hybrid, then riddle me this.

If this was all a big misunderstanding based on the photos, a simple case of a weird picture where you don’t look like you, why was all this necessary? They’re telling me that professionals from Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks, the very people who are experts in recognizing such creatures in a state lousy with wolves, said they couldn’t identify it. So much so that DNA tests were required. And now they want to claim that it was all just – what? – bad lighting? That when they got this furry little demon from Hell under 120 watts they said “Look fellas! Just a common dark brown wolf! Let’s toss this thing in the crematorium and call it a day, shall we?” I mean, if I bring a trout into the FWP offices and ask what it is, they say “It’s a trout. Why are you bothering me with this?” Amirite???

Yeah, you believe it if you want. But my eyes are wide open. And when these glowing-eyes murder bears multiply and start wiping out the population, don’t say I didn’t warn you. The truth is out there.