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Pusha T Got Chased By A Fox While In Wyoming

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Oh shit! Did Drake send the fox? Is that his response? Send wild animals after Pusha since he has no other way to respond? Could be. Stay woke. Or maybe Drake can use this information somehow. Pusha T has said he’s not sacred of anything but he just admitted to running away from the fox. It would be grasping at straws but Drake needs anything he can get at this point.

That’s maybe my favorite blog headline of all time. These are there stories I need from Kanye’s listening party in Wyoming. Because the fact of the matter is that it’s weird Kanye decided to make music in Wyoming. I get that he’s eccentric and cool and making music in Wyoming makes him different but it’s still super weird. And the weirdest part was that it forced other big name rappers and celebrities to go to bum fuck Wyoming to listen to his new album. I don’t care how YE was made. I don’t care about Kanye’s process while he was out there. I don’t care that Kim K loved the scenery. But I very much care about Pusha T getting chased by a fox. I care about what happens when you put a badass mofo like Pusha T in Wyoming. Getting chased by a fox is perfect. I couldn’t have come up with a better story. Him saying, “I’m not an outdoors person” was laugh out loud funny. Yeah no shit. You’re Pusha T.

It just goes to show that the animal kingdom doesn’t mess around, no matter who you are. You can body the biggest rap/pop artist in the world and it doesn’t matter. A fox will still eat you if it gets a chance. It doesn’t have the slightest idea that Pusha put Aubrey Graham six feet under. Cold world.