This Tom Brady Picture Is the Peak Of Human Existance

Now THIS is how you announce your presence with authority after Memorial Day.   Like you got all these chicks strutting around with their white jeans just trying to steal the show.  And then you got Tom Brady dropping the hammer.   I mean this outfit was probably in a glass case with a sign that said “don’t break till Memorial Day” at his mansion.  Just stuntin all over the joint with his white fish net shirt, white pants, white watch in the middle of some white super yacht party at the Golden Hour.  He’s gotta be in Greece or Italy or somewhere else that’s to good for everybody else.   This picture is now the #1 picture that sums up what the peak of human existence looks like.  Did I cum a little bit?  You bet I did.