Regrettably, Emilia Clarke's Wookiee Impression Turns Me On

Well, fuck. I never wanted it to come to this, but here we are. I just legitimized every “You jerk off to Star Wars!!!” comment I’ve ever gotten in my life, to a level I never imagined possible.

There’s certain things from Star Wars – Leia’s metal bikini, Padme’s ripped arena attire, Rey’s…Rey – that justifiably tickle my fancy. Which is fine, because those things usually have the same effect on casual or even non-fans. Here, take these for a spin…

Some aesthetically pleasing visuals right there! No doubt about it! Think we all agree on that front.

This, though?

Might be the only homeboy in the galaxy who’s more into that than I am those Khaleesi scenes. God dammit.

Why I am the way that I am?