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Kmarko

Kmarko

Journalism school dropout. Launched Barstool NY in '09 and Barstool U in '11. Spelling Bee champ. Barstool Idol host. Invented the email newsletter. Will never fix a typo on Barstool Sports.

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Harvard President Claudine Gay, Last Seen Being Pro-Jewish Genocide in Front of Congress, Apparently Plagiarized Her Entire Ph.D Thesis

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12/11/23 10:03 PM
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10/4/23 1:30 PM
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Mayor of Chicago Finally Cracks Down On TikTok-Inspired Car Theft — Sues Kia and Hyundai For Not Making Their Cars Harder For Chicago's Criminals To Steal (with bonus Behind-The-Blog special feature)

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8/30/23 12:51 PM
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"Don't Think It Pleases Me To Be A Cuckold In Front Of All Of You" — Mega-Rich Banker Uses Wedding Speech To Torch His Fianceé For Cheating On Him (and Brought the Receipts!)

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8/22/23 5:54 PM
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#SlayQueen — The Prince of Italy Is Stepping Aside To Let His 19-Year-Old Instagram Model Daughter Take The Throne

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6/16/23 11:10 PM
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Author Cancels Her Upcoming Book About Fictional Characters Protesting The Soviet Union Because the Cancel Mob Harassed Her For "Lacking Empathy" By Publishing A Book Set In Russia

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6/13/23 1:40 PM
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