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Best Of 2025 - Eating A Whole Pig For Lunch At Work

Went whole wedding cake today for lunch

Amazing how much tastier it is when there’s no chance of another divorce.

What's Worse: Pat Bev's WNBA Take Or The Time He Shut Out A Reporter Because She Didn't Subscribe To His Podcast?

Yesterday, as a I mopped up the skull dust and formaldehyde from the tidy embalming I performed on Pat Bev, I felt a pang of guilt in my heart. Had I done the right thing? Was it really necessary? Clearly, the man did not know the slumbering monster he summoned when he casually denounced my efforts,

What's Worse: Pat Bev's Recent Podcast Numbers Or The Whimpering End Of His Basketball Career?

Hey Pat Bev: the fuck? Thought we were cool.  Well, if I must.  Since you seem fond of numbers, let's dig into yours. Here is some data from the Pat Bev Podcast, featuring Rone. Which is a genuinely insulting title, by the way. It should be the Pat Bev AND Rone podcast at worst, the Rone and Pat Bev

Big News: I'm Part Of The Internet Invitational! UPDATE: I'll Go Fuck Myself!

You guys hear about this Internet Invitational? Million bucks on the line. Real money, even to a kid whose ancestors booted the captain of the Mayflower out of his room because they liked his view better. Poor guy took the first mate's bunk, which put that little bitch down below with the deck hands

Best Of 2024 - The Subtle, Maddening Art Of Texting With Dave Portnoy

Years ago, Dave Portnoy gave me his phone number. I like to think he said something like "here, you'll need this" and then took my phone and punched it in himself, like some assertive jock on a college quad, not knowing it's for TikTok and his videographer is shooting from a window 200 yards away. T

Best Of 2024 - The Top 10 Golf Courses I've Played That Make Other People Jealous They Haven't Played Them

Picture this: you have a 10:30AM tee time at some private course you've been dying to play for years. Your buddy met a member at a mutual friend's bachelor party and sauced him up right, high-fiving him with the right amount of fake enthusiasm over a blackjack win, to get the invite. The member is a

Reflections On My Confusing Exit From Surviving Barstool

If one more person texts, DMs, tweets, or flies an airplane towing a banner telling me "you should have played your idol," I'm going to headbutt two protruding flathead screwdrivers to blind myself from you backseat driving, hindsight 20/20-having morons. Will Compton, I'm looking at you specificall

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Together, Comedians Francis Ellis & Giulio Gallarotti examine their everyday lives; the mistakes, bad decisions, paths to redemption, goals, jokes, social engagements, and all things in between that deliver witty, candid, and intoxicating conversation episode after episode.

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How Well Do You Know Golf Etiquette?

We've already talked about some basic golf etiquette rules in a past lesson, but let's dive into some more nuanced rules that the pros themselves use. Francis is obviously a man that has unmatched etiquette in all facets of life. You may see a guy named Dana Beers and think the complete opposite. We

Francis Teaches Me About President Ronald Reagan

The boys are back! Francis took a trip to Chicago and we sat down for some brand new lessons. Today's is Ronald Reagan. To my knowledge, Ole Gipper was not the best president. That's why Francis is here, to teach me exactly why I'm always wrong. Turns out he is historically one of our most popular p

Francis Taught Me All About Bill Clinton

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What Makes Nvidia So Important?

If you're like me and clueless about what goes on in the world at any given second, you may not know what Nvidia is. Tutor Francis is here to make sure you and I both learn exactly what the company is, what they do, and why they're so important. Let's get down to business.

The Trojan Horse Was Absolutely Sick

I like to think I know a little bit about the Trojans and the Trojan Horse. If you're a true Dana Learns fanatic, you'll know that I've been begging to learn even more about the Trojan Horse for about a year now. Well thanks to Francis we finally get to talk some Trojan. We also talk about Helen of 

Francis Teaches Me Where Calories Come From

It's about time I try to understand why some foods make me feel the way I feel. So let's talk about calories. I remember one time back in 2019 I used an app to track my calories and I actually lost a ton of weight. Who knew? Francis is here to teach me all about caloric deficits, the actual definiti

Francis Teaches Me How Sailboats Work

This video is presented by SailGP. Watch SailGP on CBS on Sunday, February 28 at 1pm ET. Listen, I've been on my fair share of boats in my day. Nothing like a good old raft up at World's End in Hingham and sucking back a couple beverages with your boys. However, I cannot say I've ever been on an act

Francis Teaches Me About Ulysses S. Grant

YOUTUBE: It's been a while but the boys are finally back! Francis had a couple comedy shows in Chicago so we decided to link up at the office and crush a bunch of lessons together. One of the first things we talked about was the legend that is Ulysses S. Grant. Apparently he just loves to delete bee

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Best Of 2025 - Eating A Whole Pig For Lunch At Work

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