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NFL 2025 Survivor Pool Journey - Mapping Out The Season And Your Week 3 Pick(s)

WEDNESDAY MORNING POST PLEASE Week 2 in the books and we're officially still 2/2 in as many entries of this 2025 NFL Survivor Pool journey. No one said this would be easy, but obviously the Cowboys were going to squash the Giants like a bug just like they've done 15 out of their last 16 times before

The Saddest NFL Stats Of Week 2

Ahoy mateys! I write you aboard a vessel so large I thought I was entering a football stadium as I walked through the stanchions about an hour before kickoff on Sunday. Star of the Seas. Evidently the biggest cruise ship on earth or something. Looking at this thing? I believe it. Jaws guy would defi

Fantasy Football Week 1 WAR Update And The Sunday Morning Pickup Team You Could Have Won With

Week 1 in the books. Fantasy football is back and so are these weekly little updates to rank every player according to my self-made wins above replacement model. Want the nerdy nitty gritties? I did a refresh full-length breakdown on how it works you can check out on my new Substack 'Weekly WAR'. Gi

NFL 2025 Survivor Pool Journey - Mapping Out The Season And Your Week 2 Pick(s)

Welcome back. Week 1 in the books and it turned out that pretty much no one lost. But if you rode with me I don't need to tell you we lost a couple months of our lives sweating both out at the same time. Juwan Johnson drops a game-tying touchdown pass and the Steelers have to rally late and depend o

The Saddest NFL Stats Of Week 1

Welcome to season four of NFL Sad Stats. If you've been with me since I started, congratulations. You're like a senior now. Except it's not likely you'll be graduating from this sad metaphoric circle of hard plastic chairs we sit together at every week. You know the ones? With the knife etchings all

Christian McCaffrey Drafters - We Might Have Drafted The Ben Simmons Of The NFL If He Doesn't Play Week 1

This just has to be some sick joke from the fantasy football gods. I've been raving about buying the CMC dip all offseason. He's the absolute PERFECT "be greedy when others are fearful" player who has literally no excuse to not be healthy after basically two years off to rest his little wittle sore 

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Comedic sports statistics for Pardon My Take. 1X Diamond level Yahoo fantasy football finisher. High fived Patrick Kane at John Barleycorns in 2010 before his whole crew got kicked out for fighting. Pretty sure it was ruled a major.

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