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Thanks To The Portland Trail Blazers, The Chicago Bulls Are Officially #BACK (Until They Screw It Up, Probably)

Last night was night one of the NBA Play-In tournament where we started off with Heat Hornets which was an absolute barn burner and ex Chicago Bull Coby White was on fire but that's not what we care about here. After that it was time for Trail Blazers Suns, the Super Bowl of the Bulls NBA season. It

Chicago's Summer Smash lineup is HERE And It is LOADED

Cole Bennett and Lyrical Lemonade are back at it again. Summer Smash has grown into one of the premier music festivals in not only Chicago but the United States. And this year, my god did they absolutely LOAD the line up. Lets start on Friday with Lil Uzi Vert AND Chief Keef headlining? Chief Keef h

The final two episodes of Smiling Friends have released and it can NOT end like this

I just seriously cannot believe this. Smiling Friends is one of the greatest animated shows in an incredibly long time. I don't even know the best way to describe it besides the fact that it's complete chaos and absolutely hilarious. Maybe I could call it the adult version of Regular Show? But that 

Anyone in Chicago, you are not a Bulls fan this week. You are a Portland Trail Blazers fan.

That title is a sentence I never thought that I would write or say. Not in a bad way but I've never really given a shit about the Trail Blazers. They're in the West and have been mid for a very long time, so yeah. They were fun when Dame was there and also have been fun over the past couple months. 

There is a protein epidemic upon us which is a great thing, but the false advertising epidemic is slowing it down HORRIBLY.

Everywhere you look right now, there is protein products being advertised left and right. At fast food restaurants, in grocery stores, the world is obsessed with getting healthy and eating a ton of protein. Overall? That is a AWESOME thing and I personally am very supportive of it. But these fucking

Ben Johnson is really bored this off-season and has now began scouting sports outside of football, but could this be a slam dunk?

Oh my glorious Ben Johnson, where do I even begin….. Like seriously, with this one I don't even know where to begin. We all know that Ben Johnson, and I mean this in the absolute best way possible, he is a complete nerd. The guy loves to grind out watching film, crack the code to every defense in fo

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Barstool Summer Games Presented by High Noon: Day 3

And welcome to the Barstool Summer Game presented by High Noon and Draft Kings. I'm your host, Jeffrey Low alongside not Nick today. He uh he resigned out of shame. I think he was just too excited. We made fun of Res. Res is very injured. Uh We think he may have popped something in his knee. Nick re

Barstool Summer Games Presented by High Noon: Day 2

Let the bass kick and welcome to the Barstool Summer games. I'm your host, Jeffrey Low alongside Nick. What's up? What's up, Nick? It's day two of the Barstool summer games presented here by high noon and not just high noon, high noon, real tea. Delicious. Maybe the crisps tasting beverage I've ever

Barstool Summer Games Presented by High Noon: Day 1

Let's go, boys. I, I need a bath. I need a mat and welcome to the Barstool summer games. We will get back to Mincy who's carrying the torch to light the cauldron to kick things off. Uh We will check back with him momentarily here for our opening ceremony. I'm Jeff D low alongside. Yes. Hey, what's u

The Barstool Chicago Film Festival Awards

Introducing, introducing the Barstool Chicago Film Festival, a collection of some of the world's greatest actors and filmmakers of all time. She was a great tennis. Please knock next time dazzling images on a huge silver screen. Somehow. Heartbreak feels good in a place like this. Now take your seat

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Chris Berman Whips Up His Favorite Sandwich | What's For Lunch

Yo Boomer. What's for lunch? Well, I don't know if you went out and caught it yourself, but you got a tuna melt. I got a tuna melt. You're the man. Let's do it. I'm a private chef. Cook for money, guys. Welcome back to Watts for launch. Today's a special episode. We're joined by Chris Berman Boomer.

Nick Turani Causes CHAOS in the Kitchen on Valentine's Day | What's For Lunch

Oh yo, Nick was for lunch. Donny. Donny. Donny. I want a chocolate souffle. I'm a private chef. Cook for money, guys. Welcome back to us for lunch. Nick third appearance on was for lunch. Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's a huge honor. We're just talking over each other. We have zero fucking ch

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What Would Colorado Boulder Students Do For a Deion Sanders Lifetime Contract?

The Barstool Chicago crew had the privilege of going to the Colorado/Nebraska game this past weekend thanks to Proper Twelve Whiskey.  The game itself was awesome. I got to sit next to an older fella who was by himself and was a massive Buffs fan. He said he was around for the 1990 Championship team

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The 2023 Barstool Sports Invitational Is Coming To Chicago On Wednesday, November 8th

The early season matchups will take place between FAU and Loyola at 6:00pm CT and Arizona State and Mississippi State immediately following the first game. Fans can attend the games in person, or watch the exclusive broadcast on Barstool.TV.  GET TICKETS NOW: barstool.link/2023InvitationalThis is th

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