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Best Of 2024 - We Should Dig Up Secretariat’s Dead Body and Drug Test It

Yesterday Max Dolente’s living breathing vision-board Jason Kelce took to Twitter to offer a opinion about Secretariat- the greatest athelete of all time. And people are mad.  Jason made the point that Secretariats heart was allegedly 3 times bigger than normal (vaxxed?) and steroids were a pretty c

A Former Used-Dog Salesmans Guide To Adopting A Used Dog

Ive sold alot of things in my life. Used cars, software, two very different kinds of trees, tankless water heaters, portable air conditioners, hand sanitizer outside of a group of portapotties, cheesesteaks etc. But by far the most rewarding 6 months I ever had was selling used dogs. Some people cal

Sic, Semper, Snyrannis

Dan Snyder has sold the Washington Commanders/Football Team/R-Words. I never thought I would write that sentence. I thought he would outlive me. I thought his presence would always loom in the background watching my despair every NFL season, laughing, stroking himself to my pain like some sort of a 

Best Of 2022 - Hey Guys, I've Said Some Very Mean Things About A Bunch Of My Co-workers On Reddit

Apparentley we need Elon Musk to purchase reddit as well if we really care about freedom of speech, because it sounds like theyre going to be publishing posts and DMs from peoples burner Reddit accounts any moment now. And while I like to think of myself as a pretty straightforward guy who says what

Is Messi a Bust? World Cup Preview LIVE from Qatar

Warning: if you dont think you can handle big boy conversations and world cup predictions please exit internet explorer immediately. This is a blog for grown ups who can handle the written equivilant of taking a shot of drano so if your going to complain there's the door. No one will miss you. PFT C

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Football is back as every team has now officially reported to camp. We talk entrances and training camp storylines with some re-signings and more (00:00:00-00:33:04). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Justin Herbert’s engagement, LIV is dead and more (00:33:04-00:51:16). Mt Rushmore of things you hated as a kid but love as an adult (00:51:16-01:10:13). Wisconsin Head Coach Luke Fickell joins the show to talk about the future of the Badgers program, the first 3 years and not running from the fight, the last time he wrestled and tons more (01:10:13-01:41:12). USC Head Coach Lincoln Riley joins the show to talk about his 5th year at USC, Heisman QB’s, his brisket cooking, Mike Leach and more (01:41:12-01:59:57). Greg Schiano joins us to talk about his second go around at rebuilding Rutgers, chopping wood, being a new cat owner and more (01:59:57-02:15:10). We finish with guys on chicks

Pardon My Take

<p>On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat &amp; PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now* PMT.</p>

On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this...

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Football Is Back, Wisconsin HC Luke Fickell, USC HC Lincoln Riley, Rutgers HC Greg Schiano + Mt Rushmore of Things You Hated As A Kid But Love As An Adult

On today's part in my take presented by DraftKings, we have Big Ten Media Week and we've got three interviews. We talked to Wisconsin Head Coach Luke Fickel, we talked to USC Head Coach Lincoln Riley and Rutgers Head Coach Greg Ciano. Awesome interviews with all those guys. We also have Mount Rushmo

On today’s episode Arian is in the studio with Big T and PFT to get into all the news from the weekend and answer your voicemails. Enjoy! 

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Macrodosing

Macrodosing is a twice weekly macrodose of knowledge on topics ranging anywhere from your favorite conspiracy theory to deep dives on historical events. With PFT Commenter and Arian Foster at the helm of their cast of characters, the only criteria for this podcast is that we tickle your brain.

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Arian in Studio + Answering Voicemails | Macrodosing - July 28, 2026

And so he goes around, you know, schools talking to advertisers and stuff. And he went to one of my daughter's schools, well, my daughter school, actually. And he texted me randomly one day. He was like, he's like, man, I got the sweetest interaction with this little girl. I told him I played in the

LeBron James is a Philadelphia 76er. We break it down from all angles. Is Max ready for Championship or bust? How Hank is to blame for all of this. Pressure on Joel Embiid. Memes not talking to Max and more (00:00:00-00:50:36). Who’s back of the week including football, Tony Romo’s DUI, Zac’s early Fyre fest and more (00:50:36-01:10:17). Patrick Kane joins the show in studio fresh off his press conference announcing his return to the Blackhawks to talk about his free agency, the future with Bedard and the Hawks, memories of Cup runs and tons more (01:10:17-02:00:22). We finish with Mt Rushmore of foods you eat with a spoon.

Patrick Kane In Studio, LeBron James To Philadelphia, Who’s Back + Mt Rushmore Of Things You Eat With A Spoon

LeBron James is a Philadelphia 76er. We break it down from all angles. Is Max ready for Championship or bust? How Hank is to blame for all of this. Pressure on Joel Embiid. Memes not talking to Max and more (00:00:00-00:50:36). Who’s back of the week including football, Tony Romo’s DUI, Zac’s early 

Welcome to the 2026 Takie Awards. Over 28 Awards being given out on this years Takies including Take of the Year, Lib of the Year, Fart of the Year, Blake of the Year, Ratio of the year, Hank’s loss of the year, Gorilla Trade of the Year and tons more.

The 2026 Takie Awards Featuring Celebrity Guest Presenters, Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, Brooks Koepka And More

Welcome to the 2026 Takie Awards. Over 28 Awards being given out on this years Takies including Take of the Year, Lib of the Year, Fart of the Year, Blake of the Year, Ratio of the year, Hank’s loss of the year, Gorilla Trade of the Year and tons more.On today's part in my take, presented by DraftKi

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VIVA TV - EP 145 | Ronny Doitche shows off his impressive goalkeeping skills, Jersey Jerry reacts to Dave Portnoy's video regarding the Telluride Bush, Ohio's Tate goes to Mintzy's apartment, and more

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VIVA TV - EP 144 | Dante the Don recruits employees to help renovate the backyard, Big Cat condemns the Cream Team regarding the broken ice cream machine, Barstool Mintzy breaks his ankle, and we crown a new Homerun Derby Champion

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VIVA TV - EP 143 | Jersey Jerry justifies his gay tweets, Ohio's Tate relies on Pat Fitzgerald to save them from an impossible stream, Ronny Doitche gets his shot at the new Yak goalie, and more

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VIVA TV - EP 141 | Big Cat calls Dave Portnoy to break the Dusty May news, Barstool Mintzy gets banned from future treadmill usage, Nicky Smokes and Mintzy form their Bad Boys club, and more

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