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Best Of 2024 - We Should Dig Up Secretariat’s Dead Body and Drug Test It

Yesterday Max Dolente’s living breathing vision-board Jason Kelce took to Twitter to offer a opinion about Secretariat- the greatest athelete of all time. And people are mad.  Jason made the point that Secretariats heart was allegedly 3 times bigger than normal (vaxxed?) and steroids were a pretty c

A Former Used-Dog Salesmans Guide To Adopting A Used Dog

Ive sold alot of things in my life. Used cars, software, two very different kinds of trees, tankless water heaters, portable air conditioners, hand sanitizer outside of a group of portapotties, cheesesteaks etc. But by far the most rewarding 6 months I ever had was selling used dogs. Some people cal

Sic, Semper, Snyrannis

Dan Snyder has sold the Washington Commanders/Football Team/R-Words. I never thought I would write that sentence. I thought he would outlive me. I thought his presence would always loom in the background watching my despair every NFL season, laughing, stroking himself to my pain like some sort of a 

Best Of 2022 - Hey Guys, I've Said Some Very Mean Things About A Bunch Of My Co-workers On Reddit

Apparentley we need Elon Musk to purchase reddit as well if we really care about freedom of speech, because it sounds like theyre going to be publishing posts and DMs from peoples burner Reddit accounts any moment now. And while I like to think of myself as a pretty straightforward guy who says what

Is Messi a Bust? World Cup Preview LIVE from Qatar

Warning: if you dont think you can handle big boy conversations and world cup predictions please exit internet explorer immediately. This is a blog for grown ups who can handle the written equivilant of taking a shot of drano so if your going to complain there's the door. No one will miss you. PFT C

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The Clippers are in NBA Jail. We talk about the massive penalty Adam Silver laid down on the Clippers after the Kawhi/Tree Scandal. Possible alternative punishments and winners and losers (00:00:00-00:21:16). CFB Week 1, Tiger and Romo taking Ubers and other stories (00:21:16-00:32:23). Zac and Hank have their Mt Rushmore duel to finish off Mt Rushmore season (00:32:23-00:57:13). Stavros Halkias stops by in studio to talk about his new special out September 8th on Netflix, Ravens, the fact that idiots like us are doing well and tons more (00:57:13-02:07:52). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Hank has an existential Golf crisis after the Grudge Match in Florida.

Pardon My Take

<p>On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat &amp; PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now* PMT.</p>

On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this...

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Stavros Halkias, The Clippers Go To Jail, Mt Rushmore Duel, CFB Week 1 + Fyre Fest

The Clippers are in NBA Jail. We talk about the massive penalty Adam Silver laid down on the Clippers after the Kawhi/Tree Scandal. Possible alternative punishments and winners and losers (00:00:00-00:21:16). CFB Week 1, Tiger and Romo taking Ubers and other stories (00:21:16-00:32:23). Zac and Hank

Join Arian, Big T, and special guest T-bob as they dive into the latest true crime news and current events. On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew breaks down the high-profile murder trials of Lindsay Clancy and Lil Durk, alongside updates on the Tupac Trial. Plus, they explore wild headlines including the AI Toothbrush, Alex Jones, Starbase Louisiana, and changing College Football Eligibility rules. Enjoy! 

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(01:36:14) Lindsay Clancy Trial	
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Macrodosing

Macrodosing is a twice weekly macrodose of knowledge on topics ranging anywhere from your favorite conspiracy theory to deep dives on historical events. With PFT Commenter and Arian Foster at the helm of their cast of characters, the only criteria for this podcast is that we tickle your brain.

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Lindsay Clancy & Lil Durk: Murder Trials | Macrodosing - Sept 3, 2026

This isn't his first murder case though. He's gotten off on like two of them. I think if I'm not mistaken It entirely possible has happened many times people put on trial for murder completely innocent fine second time I start to get a little suspicious The third murder trial is where I really think

We’re on the eve of real football and we’re ready. The Angels are being sold. Week 1 CFB picks and more (00:00:00-00:23:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Barstool hiring a PFT opp, Zac’s future date, the Cubs roller coaster and more (00:23:22-00:59:21). Mt Rushmore of household items you could use as a weapon (00:59:21-01:14:36). Brandon Walker and Tom Fornelli join the show to preview the 2026 CFB season. We crown Tom our CFB expert, who’s going to sneak into the playoffs, Heisman picks and the playoff draft (01:14:36-02:37:42). We finish with guys on chicks.

CFB Mega Preview With Tom Fornelli & Brandon Walker, Mt Rushmore Of Household Items You Can Use As A Weapon + Guys On Chicks

We’re on the eve of real football and we’re ready. The Angels are being sold. Week 1 CFB picks and more (00:00:00-00:23:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Barstool hiring a PFT opp, Zac’s future date, the Cubs roller coaster and more (00:23:22-00:59:21). Mt Rushmore of household items you could use

On today’s episode Big T, PFT and Arian are back to get into all the news from the weekend. They discuss a dangerous South African flyover, Aaron Donald’s announcement, college football week 0, Daejon Love and his fake NFL career, Rico vs. PFT at Camp Barstool and much more. Enjoy!

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(00:18:45) Aaron Donald
(00:25:15) Australia NFL Game
(00:32:10) College Football Week 0
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(00:46:08) Dolly Parton
(00:58:30) Rico vs. PFT
(01:15:59) Foreign Submarine 
(01:18:10) Tarik Skubal’s Espresso Machine

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Daejon Love’s Fake NFL Career + Aaron Donald Out of Retirement | Macrodosing - Sept 1, 2026

Is it Eastern Michigan? That's I thought so. Yeah, they said they They said, they call it the Maccoon, like, and Mac. What? One of them. Words like, nobody, this is what happens when you like, there's no DEI anymore. You need some diversity in the room, though. The Macoon is what it's called. That's

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Big Cat & Co. prepare for their fantasy draft, Nicky Smokes fights to keep his manlihood, Mostly Sports recruits an employee for their daily prep sheet, and more

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MLB All-Star PCA Meets His Biggest Hater | VIVA TV

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Barstool Employee Receives Bad News During Tornado | VIVA TV

VIVA TV - EP 148 | The office prepares for a tornado in Chicago, Mintzy gets an update on his broken ankle, MikeyBets takes a thickness test, and more

Leaked Office Romance Stuns Barstool HQ

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We Tried Every Viral Challenge At Once | VIVA TV

VIVA TV - EP 146 | Dana Beers brings his dog Ralphie to the office, Hunter Biden stops in for a "Macrodosing" Interview, Doitche and Sydney take on a series of internet challenges, and more

Breakout Show Revolts Against Ownership | VIVA TV

VIVA TV - EP 145 | Ronny Doitche shows off his impressive goalkeeping skills, Jersey Jerry reacts to Dave Portnoy's video regarding the Telluride Bush, Ohio's Tate goes to Mintzy's apartment, and more

Broken Bones & Machines Create Office-Wide Concern

VIVA TV - EP 144 | Dante the Don recruits employees to help renovate the backyard, Big Cat condemns the Cream Team regarding the broken ice cream machine, Barstool Mintzy breaks his ankle, and we crown a new Homerun Derby Champion

College Coach Saves Barstool Employees From Torture | VIVA TV

VIVA TV - EP 143 | Jersey Jerry justifies his gay tweets, Ohio's Tate relies on Pat Fitzgerald to save them from an impossible stream, Ronny Doitche gets his shot at the new Yak goalie, and more

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