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It's Time We Finally Appreciate The Bizarre Life Of Mascots This March (From The Blogger Who Was A College Mascot For Exactly 1 Game In 2009)

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3/13/24
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It's Time We Finally Appreciate The Bizarre Life Of Mascots This March (From The Blogger Who Was A College Mascot For Exactly 1 Game In 2009)

Gritty Is Out Here Taking Moms To PlowTown In The Middle Of Flyers Games

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11/20/23
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Gritty Is Out Here Taking Moms To PlowTown In The Middle Of Flyers Games

The Philadelphia Flyers Are Avoiding The Curse Of "Wally The Alligator", Allow Emotional Support Pet Into The Game Tonight

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10/31/23
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The Philadelphia Flyers Are Avoiding The Curse Of "Wally The Alligator", Allow Emotional Support Pet Into The Game Tonight

Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living

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9/25/23
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Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living

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Naturally, Philly Had All The Mascots Be The First To Drive Across I-95 After It Collapsed Less Than 2 Weeks Ago

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6/23/23
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Naturally, Philly Had All The Mascots Be The First To Drive Across I-95 After It Collapsed Less Than 2 Weeks Ago

Credit To The Flyers For Allowing The New York Rangers To Play A Home Game In Philly Last Night

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3/2/23
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Credit To The Flyers For Allowing The New York Rangers To Play A Home Game In Philly Last Night

Florida Panthers Open Investigation After Their Mascot Gets Dummied By A Lightning Fan

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2/8/23
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Florida Panthers Open Investigation After Their Mascot Gets Dummied By A Lightning Fan

Gritty Finally Got The Ass Kicking That Scumbag Deserved

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Jordie

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10/10/22
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Gritty Finally Got The Ass Kicking That Scumbag Deserved

The Flyers Season Hasn't Started Yet And The Team Is Already Cursed Beyond Belief

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9/22/22
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The Flyers Season Hasn't Started Yet And The Team Is Already Cursed Beyond Belief

Philadelphia's Newest Mascot, Blob, Is Here And He's Hideous And He's Perfect

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4/15/22
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Philadelphia's Newest Mascot, Blob, Is Here And He's Hideous And He's Perfect

Contrary To Popular Belief The Philadelphia Flyers Will Not Be Winning The Stanley Cup This Year

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3/30/22
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Contrary To Popular Belief The Philadelphia Flyers Will Not Be Winning The Stanley Cup This Year

The Philadelphia Flyers Are Addicted To Getting Their Asses Kicked, Now On Pace For Their Third 10-Game Losing Streak Of The Season

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2/23/22
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The Philadelphia Flyers Are Addicted To Getting Their Asses Kicked, Now On Pace For Their Third 10-Game Losing Streak Of The Season

It Is Not Totally Beyond The Realm Of Possibility That The Philadelphia Flyers Never Win Another Hockey Game Again

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1/25/22
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It Is Not Totally Beyond The Realm Of Possibility That The Philadelphia Flyers Never Win Another Hockey Game Again

The Philadelphia Flyers, A Hockey Team Which Sucks A Considerable Amount Of Ass, Are Currently On Their Second 10-Game Losing Streak Of The Year

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1/21/22
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The Philadelphia Flyers, A Hockey Team Which Sucks A Considerable Amount Of Ass, Are Currently On Their Second 10-Game Losing Streak Of The Year

It's Time For The People Of Philadelphia To Wake Up And See Gritty For The Sinister Piece Of Shit That Truly He Is

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12/14/21
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It's Time For The People Of Philadelphia To Wake Up And See Gritty For The Sinister Piece Of Shit That Truly He Is

Somebody Needs To Throw One High And Inside On Gritty If He Keeps Bat Flipping Like This

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4/1/21
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Somebody Needs To Throw One High And Inside On Gritty If He Keeps Bat Flipping Like This

How Much Pain Must One Fanbase Endure Before You Can Give Up On Your Team?

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3/26/21
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How Much Pain Must One Fanbase Endure Before You Can Give Up On Your Team?

Gritty Hung Full Dong On National Television And It's About Time The NHL Does Something About This Maniac

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2/5/21
Gritty Hung Full Dong On National Television And It's About Time The NHL Does Something About This Maniac

I Demand The City Of Philadelphia Let Fans In The Arena To Boo The Shit Out Of The Flyers

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2/4/21
I Demand The City Of Philadelphia Let Fans In The Arena To Boo The Shit Out Of The Flyers

Gritty (And Kevin Hayes) Have Successfully Bullied The NHL Into Letting That Menace Into Games This Year

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12/23/20
Gritty (And Kevin Hayes) Have Successfully Bullied The NHL Into Letting That Menace Into Games This Year

The NHL Is At Risk Of Losing Its Best Player This Year If They Don't Let Gritty Go To Games

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12/21/20
The NHL Is At Risk Of Losing Its Best Player This Year If They Don't Let Gritty Go To Games

The Season Hasn't Even Started Yet And The Flyers Are Already The Most Disrespected Team In The League

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12/9/20
The Season Hasn't Even Started Yet And The Flyers Are Already The Most Disrespected Team In The League

Gritty Further Cements His Legacy As The Best Mascot After His Cameo In "Big Mouth"

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12/7/20
Gritty Further Cements His Legacy As The Best Mascot After His Cameo In "Big Mouth"

Classic 2020: Gritty Into Crystal Now

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11/20/20
Classic 2020: Gritty Into Crystal Now