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It's Time To Get Nerds Out Of Football And Be Done With Analytics For Good

Jordie

Jordie

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9/17/24
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It's Time To Get Nerds Out Of Football And Be Done With Analytics For Good

Revenge Of The Nerds: The Carolina Hurricanes Just Hired This Mad Scientist To Be Their Next GM

Jordie

Jordie

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6/18/24
17Comments
Revenge Of The Nerds: The Carolina Hurricanes Just Hired This Mad Scientist To Be Their Next GM

Great News, Massholes: ESPN's Power Index Has the 2024 Patriots Projected to be No. 1! In the Draft Order. And Dead Last in Every Category.

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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6/3/24
61Comments
Great News, Massholes: ESPN's Power Index Has the 2024 Patriots Projected to be No. 1! In the Draft Order. And Dead Last in Every Category.

There's Now Apparently Advanced Scouting Reports For Babies After A Viral Post Showing His Child's Insane Efficiency

Karim

Karim

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4/17/24
14Comments
There's Now Apparently Advanced Scouting Reports For Babies After A Viral Post Showing His Child's Insane Efficiency

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'I Think The Analytics Are Bullshit' - Kim English Wasted No Time Calling People Out, The Entire Big East Should Be Bitching After What The NCAA Tournament Committee Did

Reags

Reags

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3/17/24
25Comments
'I Think The Analytics Are Bullshit' - Kim English Wasted No Time Calling People Out, The Entire Big East Should Be Bitching After What The NCAA Tournament Committee Did

Michael Wilbon's Rant About How The Bucs Were Stupid To Go For 2 And Analytics Is One Of The Dumbest Things Said In TV History

Reags

Reags

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1/23/24
65Comments
Michael Wilbon's Rant About How The Bucs Were Stupid To Go For 2 And Analytics Is One Of The Dumbest Things Said In TV History

Mac Jones Talks About Launching His Comeback. But This One Analytics Metric Doesn't Inspire Confidence.

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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1/8/24
66Comments
Mac Jones Talks About Launching His Comeback. But This One Analytics Metric Doesn't Inspire Confidence.

Tom Izzo Is Now Spiraling After Losses - This Time Ranting About 'Not Being Able To Blame Players' And How He'll Probably Get Sued

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Reags

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1/8/24
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Tom Izzo Is Now Spiraling After Losses - This Time Ranting About 'Not Being Able To Blame Players' And How He'll Probably Get Sued

This "Stat" From ESPN Is The Final Straw. We Need To Start Bullying Nerds Out Of Sports Again

Jordie

Jordie

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11/8/23
33Comments
This "Stat" From ESPN Is The Final Straw. We Need To Start Bullying Nerds Out Of Sports Again

Nick Saban Says Analytics 'Don't Tell You What Happens When You Don't Make It', Apparently Completely Unaware Of What Analytics Are

Big Tennessee

Big Tennessee

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11/3/23
16Comments
Nick Saban Says Analytics 'Don't Tell You What Happens When You Don't Make It', Apparently Completely Unaware Of What Analytics Are

The Analytics Shows a Bizarre Weakness in the Patriots Defense That Explains Just How Bad Things Are

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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10/20/23
52Comments
The Analytics Shows a Bizarre Weakness in the Patriots Defense That Explains Just How Bad Things Are

Mac Jones is the NFL's Most Pressured QB and the Way He's Performed in Spite of it is Astonishing

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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9/19/23
99Comments
Mac Jones is the NFL's Most Pressured QB and the Way He's Performed in Spite of it is Astonishing

Analytics Nerds Say the Long Pass Has Been Murdered. And Their Prime Suspect is Patrick Mahomes.

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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9/14/23
27Comments
Analytics Nerds Say the Long Pass Has Been Murdered. And Their Prime Suspect is Patrick Mahomes.

If Justin Verlander Says Your Analytics Department Sucks, Then Your Analytics Department Sucks

Chris Castellani

Chris Castellani

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8/14/23
16Comments
If Justin Verlander Says Your Analytics Department Sucks, Then Your Analytics Department Sucks

NFL Analytics Survey Results: The Browns, Ravens, Eagles Are Geniuses. The Steelers And Lions Are Cavemen. Russell Wilson And TJ Watt Actually Suck

Will Burge

Will Burge

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12/6/22
12Comments
NFL Analytics Survey Results: The Browns, Ravens, Eagles Are Geniuses. The Steelers And Lions Are Cavemen. Russell Wilson And TJ Watt Actually Suck

Get Ready For Confusion! WAC Basketball Is Dropping Traditional Wins/Losses And Using A KenPom Formula For Conference Standings

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Reags

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7/11/22
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Get Ready For Confusion! WAC Basketball Is Dropping Traditional Wins/Losses And Using A KenPom Formula For Conference Standings

Buck Showalter Said He Would Have Loved To Have More Funding For Analytics In Baltimore....Wonder Where All That Funding Went....

RDT

RDT

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12/22/21
21Comments
Buck Showalter Said He Would Have Loved To Have More Funding For Analytics In Baltimore....Wonder Where All That Funding Went....

The Analytics on the Patriots are Even More Impressive Than You Think

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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11/15/21
51Comments
The Analytics on the Patriots are Even More Impressive Than You Think

Breaking News: Mac Jones is Really Good

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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10/26/21
154Comments
Breaking News: Mac Jones is Really Good

As Good as You Think Mac Jones is, He's Been Better Than That

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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10/19/21
99Comments
As Good as You Think Mac Jones is, He's Been Better Than That

Smitty And Steven Cheah Arguing About Football Analytics Was Everything I Hoped It Would Be

Clem

Clem

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10/15/21
38Comments
Smitty And Steven Cheah Arguing About Football Analytics Was Everything I Hoped It Would Be

Belichick Made Powerful Enemies of the Analytics Crowd by Going for the Field Goal on 4th & 3

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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10/5/21
71Comments
Belichick Made Powerful Enemies of the Analytics Crowd by Going for the Field Goal on 4th & 3

Joe Judge Has No Time For Your Fancy Pants Bill Gates Football Analytics In Excel

Clem

Clem

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9/29/21
15Comments
Joe Judge Has No Time For Your Fancy Pants Bill Gates Football Analytics In Excel

Bill Belichick Says He Doesn't Have Time for You and Your Stupid Analytics, Nerd!

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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6/23/21
17Comments
Bill Belichick Says He Doesn't Have Time for You  and Your Stupid Analytics, Nerd!

If Your Analytics Say That Seth Jones Isn't Good Then That Means Your Use Of Analytics Is Trash

Chief

Chief

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6/2/21
22Comments
If Your Analytics Say That Seth Jones Isn't Good Then That Means Your Use Of Analytics Is Trash