The New York Post Says Women Don't Like Beta Men... DISAGREE!

Over at KFC Radio we’ve been promoting this little Beta deal for a little while now, and let me tell you, *nothing* upsets the fake Alpha folks on Twitter like telling them that Beta is the wave they need to catch. It’s usually exactly who you’d expect, folks with Tom Brady as their avatar and “NFLDraftGuy69″ as their handle, but boy do they get their Joe Boxer boxers into quite a twist over it.

Guess what? You should! You should be upset because ladies love beta boys.

How do I know? Simple, I watch romantic comedies. I’m not saying that makes me attractive to women (it does though), I’m just saying every dude in a romantic comedy is a beta and that’s what every girl dreams of. Guys, you’re not allowed to read anymore. Please obey International Blog Law and cease your consumption (leave the page open though, get those “time on site” stats up).

Ladies, who would you rather date? The guy who will watch some The Greatest Showman with you, happily, or the guy who will throw a hissy fit because he can’t watch the game? The guy who blasts Taylor Swift in the car or the dude who has to listen to GnR when he’s behind the wheel? You want a fella who only eats steaks he grilled of a gentleman who loves testing out new cuisine and, of course, he throws a Gram up of it. He’ll tag you, no doubt, he’s a gentleman, as I mentioned.

The answer is, obviously, the latter. Guess what? You like Betas. I rest my case, fuck what your hormones say.