The Minnesota Tourism Board Attempts To Rehabilitate A Philadelphia Eagles Fan

Props to the PMT boys and the loveliest, most homely midwestern Mom you’ll ever meet. She brought us cookies and offered to come back with a broom to clean up glass I shattered. And that’s after I (accidentally) spit beer in her face. Such a lovely lady. One day, civility will shine through. One day.

Now get me to the Super Bowl so I can also spit in Portnoy’s face, too.