Ernie Adams' Winter Hat Game Is, Obviously, Genius

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What’s the problem with wearing a winter hat? Don’t have a brim to block the sun. What’s the problem with wearing a baseball cap? Cold ears. Sure, you could go baseball cap then winter hat, as I did a time or two in elementary school, but then you’ve got gaps for the cold air to seep in. Solution? Winter hat, baseball cap, winter hat. A baseball cap sandwich. It’s a warm, cozy, stylish, effective move. Can’t believe I never thought of this but I’m not a genius so I can totally believe it.