Case Of The Mondays: Mexican Bullfighter Gets Gored Right In The Gonads

Not the best way to have your balls touched. You’d have to assume that the matador would have rather had his testicles touched tenderly by a lover instead of an angry bull who was bred to rip him from limb to limb. Kind of hard to cheer for the human in this case though. The Matador would have killed the bull if given a chance. Make no mistake about that. If you’re the bull in that situation, you take your horn, shove it straight up someone’s ball bag, lift the matador high in the sky, slam him down, and look straight into the camera and give it one of these.

I’m not naive enough to think that this little song and dance is over. When it comes to the Matador, who is dressed fancy as fuck, no one makes him bleed his own blood. Especially when that blood comes from the private parts.