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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

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New JerseyA CATHOLIC school teacher accused of sleeping with a pupil allegedly destroyed compromising evidence on the child’s phone before she was arrested.

Theresa Hrindo, 25, is said to have romped with the 16-year-old for three months between December and February this year.

The student’s gender has not been disclosed by prosecutors, while their age has been given only as 16 or 17.

Hrindo reportedly had sex with the pupil on several occasions and in various locations while in her first job since leaving university.

The educator, who taught technology at the same school she graduated from, has been charged with sexual assault and endangering a child’s welfare after her arrest at her home in Linden, New Jersey. …

She also faces one count of hindering apprehension for allegedly deleting “incriminating images and files” from the student’s phone. …

The investigation was triggered by a tip-off from the Archdiocese of Newark, which oversees the school.

You have to feel for Theresa Hrindo. Raised a good Catholic girl in the wake of the cataclysm that the post-Spotlight era. Dreaming of growing up to come back to teach at her old high school. And maybe usher in a new era where hot female teachers have good, wholesome sex with their willing teenage students, unlike the manipulative monsters that came before her. So she wasted no time, getting her first kid into the rack and at sex hot spots all over Newark before her 26th birthday. She had to be living the dream for a while there, only to find out the Archdiocese doesn’t mess around any more. Believe me, as a semi-practicing Catholic, I’m glad the Church is erring on the side of caution on these things. We’ve lost enough. I’m just sorry for “Saint” Theresa Hrindo. She should’ve taken a job in a public school

The Grades:
Looks:  I could talk about a lot of things with her. The glasses in the photo below, which almost always increase the Slutty Teacher quotient. And the red knees, which I’m guessing she didn’t get from sunburn. And the fivehead that isn’t doing her any favors. But let me just cut to the chase here with two words: I would.
Grade: C+

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: We have so, so much gray area here. We don’t even know the gender of the >ahem< victim, which as you know makes all the difference in the world. And she herself is only 25, which means there will be seniors with prom dates older than her. But we do have the deleted texts which, if you believe the NFL during Spygate, is an admission of guilt all day long. Still, that is not much of a fact pattern.
Grade: C-

Intangibles: Theresa thought that she could send naked pictures and raunchy texts, then delete them from the kid’s phone and the cops would never be able to recover them. Best technology teacher ever.
Grade: A

Overall: C+

Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 with #SexScandalTeacher. And be sure to include photos and a link or it’s of no use. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.

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