The New York Newspapers Officially Welcome Jeff Hornacek

Typical New York bait and switch right here. Come to New York, Jeff! The Knicks have an owner with bottomless pockets and the fan base is passionate and dying for a championship.

Oh that’s your signature on the contract? Well that owner we were talking about is the actual devil. The Satan of Madison Square. Lucifer with a kazoo. And those passionate fans all want to passionately canoodle with your daughter. Please put your soul on the pile of souls in the corner. Thanks!

PS: Don’t worry, Jeff. It probably won’t be THAT long of a tenure as long as Dolan is around.

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