My Man at Elon University Could Not Be More Fired Up For #CincoDeDrinko

Cinco de Mayo:

NOT the day of Mexican independence.

IS the day to get lit as hell.

Only one guy I know more fired up for the fiesta

Trump, Elon Bro and I all now give you permission to dip out early and start getting shitfaced on tequila and margaritas.

Just no sombreros please, that’s cultural appropriation.