Andy Dalton Losing Two Suitcases Out Of The Bed Of His Truck On The Highway Is Primetime Dalton

Fucking Dalton. How does this even happen? Is this something truck owners deal with routinely? Shit just flying out of their trucks? And not just a piece of wood or a tool, 2 full suitcases which I’m guessing had valuable items/clothes in it. Only Andy Dalton. Just absolutely perfect. Middle of February and he’s still Daltoning a simple drive to the airport, one of the most basic tasks in life. The real question though is what’s in the suitcase? A rich guy probably doesn’t care, which leads you to believe Dalton needs this luggage back. I wouldn’t be shocked if Dalton gets freaky with some sex toys. Can never trust a ginger.

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I was actually shocked by the twitter response. Usually Bengals fans jump down my throat and scream about Cutler. I guess this is one of those cases where we can all laugh at that stupidity of Andy Dalton. Suitcases on the highway, the great comedic equalizer.