A Hot 19-Year-Old Was Sick Of Guys Her Age So She Decided To Date A Dozen Sugar Daddies Instead
Mirror – Medical student Clover Pittilla, 19, said she has been left completely disillusioned by men in her age group that she is throwing in the towel with romance and instead dating for money and gifts.
Clover advertises herself online as a ‘sugar baby’ and since 2014 has dated 11 older men such as bankers, restaurant owners and company CEOs.
The 19-year-old claims her family support her decision which has seen her being showered with designer shoes, clothes, handbags and jewellery.
“I’ve had eleven sugar daddies so far, including three or four serious ones”, she said. “Boys do nothing but mess you around. At least if a sugar daddy breaks my heart, I can cry into a brand new pair of Manolo Blahniks.”
Ms Pittilla, who has currently taken a year-long break from her medical science degree to pursue her hobby of being a glamour model, continued: “Boys are immature – especially when you’re only 19. But I’m a very mature 19. With young guys you get nothing but heartache, and all they want is sex.”
Well I certainly want to hate this girl. But how can you really? All the guys she’s dating are not only willing participants, they’re hopping online and actively looking for sugar babies like you or I might a crockpot (big fan of the Ninja, the crockpot not a Japanese girl bartering sex for goods and services). If she were using some guy for gifts or even dinners with no interest in him and he had no clue, that’s one thing. But if you’re a rich guy who’s interested in the concept of paying for vagina but doesn’t want to go full Lamar Odom, then you settle in somewhere here. It works for them. More power to her for figuring it out young and not even giving love a chance to let her down.
At the same time, it’s also kinda like fuck her for thinking she’s so much better than the little 19-year-old fuck boys who were one-pumping her next to week-old pizza boxes. Sure they suck and don’t have a ton to offer in a meaningful relationship but what does she really have to offer anyways that’s so substantive? She’s cute for sure and has big anime character eyes but that’s not enough to secure a real thing from a young guy with so much life in front of them. She hasn’t learned a ton of interesting things or developed an amazing personality or lived a bunch of life just because she’s taken some old dude’s loads in exchange for fancy new shoes. You’re only in the news because you REALLY like free things and don’t like actually earning them, keep it in perspective and don’t have to be such a dick about it, Clover.
PS She’s definitely banging all these dudes right? In college I knew a girl who was a sugar baby and I guess that’s pretty common in LA. But she SWORE she wasn’t banging the dude, that he just liked taking her shopping to be seen with a hot young girl in fancy places and that was enough for him. That’s not a common thing right? I don’t care how rich you are, bartering goods for just emotions without dumping a load is bad business. No wonder we’re always teetering on the brink of a recession.