These Knicks Championship Themed Halloween Houses Absolutely Rock
Back in the day when Barstool was churning out a bazillion blogs a month, we would usually have 10+ blogs claiming somebody (usually a scantily clad celebrity woman with a semi witty costume) won Halloween. Well now that times have changed, I am declaring the owners of these three houses as the sole winners of Halloween in 2026 even though it made me hate myself for not incorporating any of the Knicks dominant run in my Halloween decorations. I guess I could blame my wife since she is in charge for all the decorations at the Casa de Clem but I already incorrectly blame her for too many of my own shortcomings, so I'll give her a pass on this one.
If I had to pick one person to wear the crown for who won Halloween, I'm clearly going to choose the home owner in the first video because who the fuck says they had a 12 full skeleton just laying around? That's the mark of a true sicko, even with the prices of those bad boys dropping enough to make them a relatively normal sight to see during Spooky Season. Nonetheless, it's impossible to deny that those giant skeletons are an absolute layup template for the Flagrant Fouling French Fuckface who choked away the Finals. Sorry, I got a little triggered after being reminded in the second house that the Knicks were facing the refs as much as the Spurs for most of the series. So I'll just follow my captain's lead and look forward to the banner raising next week before putting last season behind us for good.
JK, I'm never putting that championship run behind me. Anytime I feel even slightly down, I'll be watching highlights of Mike Breen telling us to cry, the OG tip in, and my undersized point guard who is not a 1A because he's too small absolutely rag dolling the biggest player in the NBA who just won the first unanimous NBA Defensive Player of the Year.
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Obligatory shout out to the time Feits built a giant skeleton in an NYC apartement with Nicky Clicky, The Won Ton Don, and John Rich. One of my lowkey favorite streams from that era of Barstool.