Haley Kalil Went On A Live Stream And Said That The Real Reason She Divorced Matt Kalil Was Because His D*ck Was Too Big

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Source - Talk about a gift and a curse -- Sports Illustrated model and influencer Haley Kalil is opening up on what led to her divorce from NFL player Matt Kalil … saying his size caused a serious issue in their sex life.

Kalil -- who got divorced from the former Pro Bowler in 2022 -- shared the intimate details on a stream with Marlon Garcia.

Kalil, 33, explained they had a good marriage, but something led to their split -- which she refused to say out loud … but instead typed it on her phone and showed Marlon, who couldn't hide his shock.

While Kalil didn't explicitly say it, she went as far as to describe the predicament as two Coca-Cola cans stacked on top of each other -- maybe a third -- so let your imagination take you to the conclusion of your choice.

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Both have moved on since -- Matt is married to model Keilani Asmus, while Haley continues to date. She was recently rumored to be linked to famous actor Austin Butler, but she quickly shut down the speculation.

Champagne problems, Haley! Champagne problems. Here I am thinking it was "irreconcilable differences." Turns out it's just because Matt has two coke cans stacked on top of each other for a dick. What a shame. I don't want to get too into the nitty gritty of the situation, but didn't she know about this before they were married? Seems like that's something you may want to address before tying the knot. That said, maybe his dick was just too big to get hard? Or too big to fit? Then again, babies come out of vaginas so I feel like most things can fit up there? I don't know. Not my wheelhouse. I'm actually getting nauseous thinking about it. From the interview…

Marlon asked if she was being serious, and Kalil planted her forearm on the table, exclaiming, "Dead ass, for our whole marriage, dead ass!"

"But I was going to try it all: therapist, doctors. Not even lying. Looked up lipo-type s***. That’s why it’s kinda funny. It’s like my life is a comedy, and it kinda writes itself."

Kalil went on to say that Matt was part of the "0.01% of the population" when it came to this "issue," and despite their efforts, she admitted it was impossible without breaking out in tears.

Okay now it seems more like a medical issue. You don't liposuction you cock unless something is wrong. Haley also wanted people to know that it wasn't just the dick that lead to the divorce. From TMZ…

"I care deeply about respecting his privacy and the integrity of what we shared together," Haley said.

"During our livestream we talked about so much more than what’s being highlighted -- the love in our marriage, the growth we experienced, the depth of our connection."

"It's unfortunate that only one fragment is being amplified, because it doesn't capture the full story of how meaningful things were to me," she added. "I hope the our hour and half long conversation reflects more than a funny soundbite."

 Kinda weird to claim you care about someone's privacy after talking about their genitals on a live stream, but that's neither here nor there. Matt's remarried and Haley is doing Haley. No harm no foul. Best of luck to both of them!