Kendall Jenner Confessed How She Lost Her Virginity And It Was All Thanks To Kris Jenner Not Giving A Single Solitary Fuck About Parenting? Anyway Happy 30th Birthday To Her!

What a weekend for Kendall Jenner! First dominating the Halloween field with wonderful woodies all around and now entering her 30th trip around the sun in style. 

Granted I have no idea what she's wearing to celebrate tonight but based off her previous iterations, I'd say it's something pretty darn swell. Good for her, great for us. 

Of course if Kendall blowing out candles isn't your flavor, maybe I can interest you in a Kylie birthday gallery instead? 

Or maybe you want a taste of the vintage model? Fantastic plastic all around ladies, keep up the good work!

But either way let's give one last worthy salute to a true NBA legend. A natural beauty who's capable of anything, aside from inspiring Ben Simmons to shoot a jumpshot. And speaking of spraying & praying, Kendall also just shared how she lost her virginity. What a world indeed.

(E!) -  The 29-year-old went on to reveal that she actually did the deed for the first time "at his house," which Khloe confirmed she knew. And it wasn't hard for Kendall to find a moment alone with her unnamed partner at the time either, as Kendall recalled that Kris and her dad Caitlyn Jenner "didn't care."

"Not only did she not know, she really didn't give a f--k," Kendall said in a confessional. "She was like, 'Oh, you're going out 'til Wednesday? Great. Never come back.'" As for why Kris had such a relaxed parenting style when it came to her two youngest? Kendall surmised it had everything to do with her and sister Kylie Jenner's birth order. 

"We're children number five and six, and she just has no more energy for us," she explained, adding that Caitlyn had a slightly different approach to raising the girls. "My dad was more like strict on the rules." In the end, Kendall didn't disclose whether she keeps in touch with the person she lost her virginity to—let alone her former suitor's name. However, the FRWD creative director—who has dated stars including Harry Styles, Bad Bunnyand Devin Booker—has previously gotten candid about why she mostly looks back positively on her past relationships. "A lot of the relationships have taught me more about myself, which is the most valuable,” Kendall shared in a 2020 video published by Calvin Klein. “And like, what I want from a person or from a relationship."

Can't win em all. Have a blast out there regardless, for honor Kendall! Cause if you can't cu