'Everything I Learned, You're Supposed To Get Two Pumps' - Rico Dowdle Is Begging The NFL Not To Fine Him Since He Clearly Followed The 3 Pump Rule

I blogged about this yesterday. NFL refs should be embarrassed for throwing a flag here. You're allowed 2 pumps! 

But now we even have something potentially more embarrassing. A fine for excessive celebration. Absolutely not. Not on my watch. Not on Rico Dowdle's watch: 

One of the funniest damn quotes I've seen in a long time. A man begging with his league not to get fined because he learned you're allowed two pumps. Everyone knows you're allowed two pumps. It's one of the longest running jokes on Twitter when it comes to guys celebrating. Plus, if Jameson Williams did this everyone else should be exempt from punishment 

This should be sent in from Rico Dowdle about how insane this whole thing is. You should be allowed to air hump after scoring a touchdown. I assume it's an awesome feeling, you have thousands of pounds of man trying to lay your ass out before you cross that goal line. You do that, you can hump the air however many times you want. 

He shouldn't have to beg to keep his money. He clearly followed the rules, he even says so and knows what he learned. This is a fine application of the rule. Two pumps, get out of there and celebrate. Let the man hump, let the man keep his money. He's been one of the better storylines this year and even bringing back Meow Mix.