Rockstar Shit: The Most Important Member Of This Nashville Band Is The Dude Who Grills Hot Dogs On Stage And Throws Them Out To The Crowd

Are you kidding me? I mean, c'mon. Are you kidding me?

Most of us probably weren't alive to witness Elvis. Most of us weren't around for the likes of Keith Richards, and Mick Jagger, and Robert Plant, and David Bowie. I don't know if I've been alive to ever witness a true rockstar in their prime. 

That is, of course, until right now. Because this legend is shredding the grill like Hendrix could shred the guitar. 

It's nerve-wracking enough to be grilling for a dozen or so people at your 4th of July party. But this man is grilling in front of thousands and thousands of people at a sold out arena show. I'm pretty sure this is Bridgestone Arena, which holds 20,000. Imagine 20,000 rabid people all screaming your name, and you still have to be able to perform with all that pressure on you. But legends like this don't feel any pressure to perform, because it's what they were put on this Earth to do. Shades on, dart hanging out of the mouth, stroking those tongs like Picasso strokes a paint brush, perfect foil rips. This dude is special. It's not every day you get a chance to appreciate true greatness, so soak this one in. 

Sidenote: I can't play an instrument for shit, but I'd officially like to put my application out there to be the official grill/pit guy for any band on tour right now.