Two Years In The Making: Cincinnati Football Gave Dana Beers A Kick At Redemption ... And Starting To Think There's No Chance He'll Ever Make A Field Goal

Two years ago a man dressed in a full Skyline outfit was on the field at historic Nippert. You saw what happened, we've all seen what happened. It could happen to anyone, but it happened to our beloved Dana Beers, the man behind Zillion Beers. The man who named NBA rosters for no real reason

Now, he's back. Cincinnati gave the man a chance at redemption. He had time to practice

There was hope. There was a plan. There was Red Ed in his corner, on his knee, holding that ball in place for the boot. 

Then it happened … again 

Smart move by Beersy to go with the fake hamstring injury

We're old. You never know if someone pops something during a mindless move. Trust me, it can happen to you, someone you love or anyone else. Also smart to have Eddie out there. Some may blame him for a bad hold. I'd be screaming that. But, there's just no hope. That kick somehow may have been worst. I love Dana, the man loves hoops, beer and Cincinnati, so there's not much wrong with him. But this is the sign. You either gotta prep for a year or hang up the boot. Some are calling him Ray Finkle, I won't go that far. I won't say he looked defeated before that first step to kick this one to the moon. 

Instead, I'll say the man showed up. He helped bring Cincinnati another win and very live in the Big 12 race. Mission accomplished.