Cam Newton Threw a God Damn Haymaker at The Alabama A&M Mascot For Knocking Cam Netwon's Hat Off His Head

That's right, Cam. FUCK Butch The Bulldog. How dare him. How absolutely dare he treat Cam Newton's comical safari hat like it's some sort of joke. It's like Butch The Bulldog thinks that just because Cam Newton is incessantly screaming, "AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!!" 6-inches from his ear as he gets dusted in a 40-yard dash by rival mascot Stinger, that Cam Newton is playing around or something? What a dickhead. Sure, Cam Newton's hat looks likes something that might be a worn by a man with a curious cartoon monkey friend, implying that Cam Newton would be accustomed to hat related mischief. 

But that couldn't be further from the truth. If you mess with Cam's hat, he's not going respond with some cutesy Ted Shackleford bullshit. Cam Newton is a serious analyst for The Worldwide Leader in Sports. And as a serious sports analyst, he's going to respond like one.

What a picture. Mascots will think twice before trying that silly shit around Cam Newton again. Just because he's kinda dressed like one of you guys doesn't mean he's some sort of ridiculous character. 

Honestly, as a mascot, you'd think Butch The Bulldog would have more respect for a man's headwear. But good on Cam Newton for clearing the air after the fact. It takes a big man to forgive a mascot for such a blatant line cross.

No animosity there. Way to be the bigger man, Cam.