Kim Kardashian Wore A Bra Made Out Of Hair Braids For Her Birthday? Truly Mind Bottling Fashion!
Cards on the table, I don't know shit about fuck and even less about fashion. My wardrobe consists of outfits even Adam Sandler wouldn't wear out to play pick up basketball. So by all means, do NOT consider me an expert on the subject.
But I'm gonna make a bold statement today and say this... bras made out of braids are GOOD. Truly something I never thought I needed and now I cannot get enough of. What a way to celebrate a 45th birthday from superstar single mother, Kim K.
Am I even allowed to put these on the website? Feels like I'm crossing some sort of line here. How the fuck are those braids withstanding those warlocks? Do horses wear horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?
Of course in traditional Kardashian style, that wasn't her only outfit for the celebration. And turns out sheer is also GOOD.
Actually not sure how she fit this many fits into just a few days but here's the best of the rest.
And that's not even counting her Academy Gala style from last week, which was admittedly mind bottling. Midas whale take another look below though.
But if you want to keep your focus solely on Kim, we got a blog gallery for that too. Just don't forget to bring your machete into this one because there is A LOT of bush to be whacked.
Also what's up with all the giant crosses she's been wearing lately? Is that fashion or function? Fuck if I know.
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Axelle/Bauer-Griffin. Getty Images.But happy birthday to a true comeback legend, by all means please do keep wearing those braid bras. The lewk we need and deserve in 2025. Hopefully it catches on to the rest of America ASAP.
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PS: And if you want a different flavor of birthday celebrations taking you into the weekend, here you go.