Say Hello To The Villain: Jaxson Dart Can't Wait To Piss Off Eagles Fans (Again), Teammates Keep Talking About How He's About To Meet Every Hater He Has

We've put the Broncos game behind us - at least until we need to bring it up to fire people again. We're focusing on going 2-0 against the Eagles. We're focusing on pissing off all their fans, again. It starts with one man and one man only. Jaxson Dart. He's ready to be the villain and that's exactly what I want from my quarterback with a villain name. Even better is the man only knows how to compare stuff to the SEC. It just means more for a reason and it doesn't matter what he's talking about, the man only knows how to use the SEC as a comparison. 

Now, no one here is wrong. I'm lucky enough to be a Giants fan who moved into Eagles country when I was young and surrounded by those assholes. We all hate each other. It's the only way we're supposed to live. I don't expect Eagles fans to be giving Dart a standing ovation because he's awesome to watch. Instead, they are going to threaten him and boo him to the high heavens. Good. We have a guy who thrives in this environment and has the ultimate bodyguard. 

Oh and this lunatic running guys over.

So, yeah, we might not have a kicker. We have a defensive coordinator that no one respects. We aren't a winning football team right now, but we have our guy. That's all I care about. We have a quarterback, we have a guy ready to be a villain, we have a guy who can make plays. Time to show up now.