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FOOD BLOG: The Barstool Chicago Bar GM Needs To Be Put On A Watchlist For How She Eats Wings

If you aren't aware, I'm a big wing guy. I've had the best that Buffalo has to offer- (all the spots, each location of Duffs (the Orchard Park one is the best), Grabriels Gate, Anchor Bar (underwhelming), Elmos, Kellys, La Nova (surprisingly good and great pizza), Bar Bill, and most recently Wing Nutz, which, surprisingly surpassed the Big Cat and PFT hype and was incredibly good.), I'm not a contrarian who will say the Jake Melnick's or Birds Nest's of Chicago aren't great, but for me, it doesn't get any better than Buffalo Joe's up in Evanston (the Clark St. location, NOT the Howard one). 

Having now credentialed myself, I have to say, I saw Faith- the Barstool River North GM's story the other night, and audibly gasped. 

Just a preposterous way to "eat" wings. 

I put eat in quotation marks because I don't think you can even deem what she does eating. That is nibbling. And I can't even fathom the balls it took to post that picture and admit such a gross and shameful truth.  

Sidebar- it's almost, ALMOST as shameful as a man I once greatly respected and admired, Mark Titus, admitting he is not a wing guy. 

I think the only person who eats wings more egregiously is Mike Greenberg. Who does so with a fork and knife like a serial killer.

Him and Faith both need to be put on a watchlist for this kind of behavior.

I searched everywhere for a wicked old blog from Neil in the early Chicago days that he did on "how to properly eat wings". Not because it was correct, more so just for the nostalgic factor and for how unintentionally funny it was. 

The best I could find is one Nick Turani did back before he got sucked into only doing Yak and not blogging anymore. 

Anyway, I just felt that we really need to bring back public shaming for things, and Faith needed to be publicly shamed. I asked her permission before doing so and she said it was ok because she deserved it. So at least she's self aware. 

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If you stop into the Barstool Bar in Chicago, let Faith know she's a weirdo. Here's what she looks like.