Kim Kardashian Is Bringing Back THE BUSH With A Wild New Line Of Lingerie Featuring Faux Pubic Hair... Fair Or Foul?

Remember Kim Kardashian? Feels like we haven't heard from her that much over the past year. She must be going balls to the wall trying to solo parent her kids now that Kanye is permanently out of the picture. 

We listen and we don't judge, and we love a good comeback story!

But Kim K hasn't just been raising her kids, she's still put plenty of time into being an elite businesswoman too. And her new line of underwear for SKIMS might have just changed the bush game FOREVER. 

(People) - Kim Kardashian just launched her most jaw-dropping SKIMS product yet. On Tuesday, Oct. 14, the 44-year-old mogul introduced the Faux Hair Micro String Thong, which features "a mix of curly and straight faux hair in twelve different shade variations," per the SKIMS website. The brand announced the drop on Instagram with a campaign video parodying 1970s game shows. "Just Dropped: The Ultimate Bush," the caption reads. "With our daring new Faux Hair Panty, your carpet can be whatever color you want it to be." SKIMS touts the product, which retails for $32, as its "most daring panty yet"

Fans have a mixed reaction. Many are straight-up confused. "Who asked for this???" one wrote. "Is everything ok?" asked another. A third joked, "I’m calling 911." Others called out Kardashian for her marketing prowess. One commenter shared, "Smart way to bring people to your website, have them laughing, then them ending up buying actual cute stuff they don’t even need. Genius e-commerce team" Another wrote, "I love the creative storytelling." A third said, "This is just so camp yall don’t get ittt."

The reality star also told the magazine that her "imposter syndrome" keeps her motivated. "I still have, like, impostor syndrome or whatever," Kardashian said. "But I think that’s part of what keeps me going."

Now whether that change will be a positive one or not… Well that's in the eye of the beholder. 

Some people on the internet are furious about possibly being tricked on a future date. Others are over the moon they can get the best of both worlds now. Faux bush for breakfast with a smoothly shaved gash for an afternoon snack. Now watch this drive. 

Of course more than anything, this is likely just a wild PR stunt to get more eyeballs on the entire SKIMS line. Clever girl. 

Generally we do have a rule here about NO FREE ADS but when there's #PAGEVIEWS to harvest, all of that goes out the window. If Kim is gonna give me the opportunity to put KARDASHIAN & FAUX BUSH in a headline, I'm taking that shot every damn time and thrice on Sunday. It's just that simple. 

So good luck to her making money on this new venture, I'm sure those dollars will be put to good use for something like her kids college fund. Also wish her the best figuring out how much a gallon of milk costs. As they say, God bears his biggest burdens to those who can shoulder the load. And based off this Kim K gallery below, I'd say she can shoulder plenty. Superstar level stuff really. 

Vaya con dios to you, Faux Bush Baron. 

PS: if you prefer The Jenners, to each their own. We got a gallery for that too brother.