Penn State Has A Hockey Commit Coming Next Year That Is 7'1 And 280lbs At 17 Years-Old

Insert Steven Cheah Chris Tucker impression...GODDDDDD DAYUMMM

That's the blog. There's an absolute MONSTER coming from Russian to play for Penn State. 7'1 and 280lbs. Biggest hockey player ever. I don't even know how this kid can find skates or a stick to play with. Biggest hockey player I can ever remember seeing and I played in a charity game in Minnesota a couple summers ago and Greg Ostertag was on the ice playing. I asked a scout if he was going to be drafted and he said "someone might, but it's more of a gimmick". Sign me up for that gimmick. This is like that commercial where they have a walrus in the net. A complete freak taking up space. Imagine trying to get to the net in with this guy lumbering around. He's only in Junior B right now so maybe the gimmick thing is true, but late round picks almost never make the NHL anyways so why not throw a pick at this Timofy Mozgov head ass and at least go viral on the internet and have fun preseason games.