WATCH: Guy Takes A 104 MPH Pitch To The Nuts After Vowing To Have A Different Pitcher Destroy Him For 30 Days Straight. Way To Go Aroldis Chapman!
Dudes taking a painfully direct shot to their nutsack always plays. It's one of the few things in this cold world that's universally accepted as funny, awesome, and always worth a watch. Gladiators, WE SALUTE THEE!
But there's also no denying that it's an experience NO man wants to have under any circumstance. Whether it's a light sack tap from a friend or random football flying out of the sky, it's never an enjoyable ride to be on. You gotta be a true sadomasochist to willingly sign up for that shit.
Enter, TikTok creator Austin Shumaker. He came up with a 30 day concept where he'd take a daily baseball to his nuts, with his machine emulating a different MLB pitcher each time.
Even with the option to wear a cup, not sure I'd ever sign up to take a Kershaw curveball off the family jewels.
Credit to Austin for being a real man of the people, because he ended up taking pitch suggestions right from his comment section. Day 2 was a Sonny Gray Sweeper to the sack.
And as the days went by, it was VERY clear who the sickos wanted to see next. Endless comments begging for a fastball from Aroldis Chapman. Just a casual 104 MPH coming at ya. But that's where Austin's wife stepped in and said no honey that's too crazy, you should take a 95 MPH Paul Skenes Splinker off your rocks instead.
Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrived on Day 29 & Day 30… With B2B experiences of a pure Chapman cockshot. First it was his slider, then a screaming blistering fastball that probably sounded like John Elway throwing a Vortex outta the stadium.
That's one way to pay the bills I guess? These dudes should probably lay off the dick demolishing for awhile. Bah GAWD King.
I do appreciate their chutzpah & moxie though, they are certainly built different. Whether it's a good or bad build is in the eye of the beholder. Stay frosty out there boys.
And for the future of your family Austin, ICE UP SON.