VERY NICE: Bikini Model Hannah Palmer Is Allegedly Dating Sacha Baron Cohen To Help Him Get Over His Brutal Divorce From Isla Fisher? Jagshemash!

Hello friends, enjoy a brief break from the Ryder Cup & SEC Football to acknowledge another great athlete who appears to be just entering his prime. I know he's already in his early 50s, but Sacha Baron Cohen is truly running the "Divorced Dad Playbook" to perfection.

And if anything, totally reinventing the sport with his recent moves. Winners want the ball, son. 

Plus lest we forget, he's absolutely jacked now too. Mid-life crisis, AVERTED. Sorta?

Having hundreds of millions in the bank probably doesn't hurt either though. Borat could buy SO many bitchin' Camaros with flaming decals on the side. But instead he's gone another route after his messy divorce with Isla Fisher was finalized. Arguably a much better one.

Because allegedly he's now dating model extraordinaire Hannah Palmer? Guess that helps his $75 million settlement sting a little less… King of the castle! Jagshemash!

(The Cut) -  In photos published by The Sun, Palmer and the 53-year-old actor are leaving a restaurant separately, though the tabloid claims they then hopped in a Cadillac Escalade limo together. An anonymous source says the pair had spent two hours dining and “seemed deep in conversation.” “Despite the age difference they were getting on really well and seemed to have a lot to talk about,” the source added. Reached via email, Palmer declined to comment.

While neither party has confirmed an actual romance yet, the timing certainly checks out. Last year, after 20 years together and 14 years of marriage, Cohen and Fisher announced that they’d filed for divorce. Inexplicably, they did so with a tennis-themed photo shoot, writing over a sporty selfie, “After a long tennis match lasting over twenty years, we are finally putting our racquets down.” Now that their divorce has been settled for a reported $75 million, it makes sense that Cohen would be rarin’ to get back on the prowl. He is, after all, strangely ripped and hairless right now.

It appears the old adage is true after all, sometimes you DO have to go back to go forward. I didn't realize that phrase was referring to dating a 27 year old bombshell as a 53 year old comedian… but hey, the more you know right? 

No word yet on whether Isla Fisher is moving on happily too. I sure hope she is. And of course if you prefer redheads over blondes, there's a gallery of her greatness in this blog.

But for anyone else who prefers Hannah's looks & line of work, there's a Saturday scroll for you below too. As far as the relationship drama goes, I wish health & happiness to all parties. I'm just here for the pageviews folks. And the blonde bazookas. 

My overall mantra is best exemplified by Academy Award nominee Tommy Lee Jones. 

Now if you'll excuse me, I have thousands of push ups to do ASAP. Also if anyone has a hot lead on making millions of dollars huge, quickly… sound off in the comments! 

Sleeve of wizard, ACTIVATE.

PS: big thanks & firm handshakes to Dante The Don for giving me this hot tip… Give him a click too, UNC is the definition of get you man who can do BOTH.