Candidate for Wisconsin Governor Strnad May Have Just Solved His States Budget Problem With The Most Wisconsin Solution Ever

First off, I love every single thing about this guy. The whole look- haircut glasses, men’s wearhouse tie, the accent, the common-sense. If the aliens landed and asked you to describe somebody from The Badger State, it would be Ryan Strnad to a T. 

Secondly- If you can find the flaw in candidate Strnad’s idea I welcome you to point it out.

Sometimes the most obvious answer to a problem is the one hiding in plain sight. 

Wisconsin’s school system is facing a deficit. You know how shore up that delta? My letting Betty and Sue add some Spotted Cows and Miller High Life’s to that concession stand menu at the local high school. Time to start capitalizing on those monster crowds at the football and hockey games up there. 

And before you try to make the argument that this will cause disaster and promote unruly behavior and fighting amongst the adults, let me just cut you off right there. Can psycho sports parents really get any worse or embarrass their kids and themselves anymore? 

I rest my case.

Time to let the heaviest drinking state in the country do what they do best. Do it for the kids!

P.s.- I don’t even need to hear the rest of this guys platform to endorse him. This idea coupled with the fact that he’s not a career politician and his day job is slinging beers at sporting events is good enough for me. 

P. P.s.- it sucks how heated the Chicago x Wisconsin rivalry is because I fucking love that state so much. It is stunningly beautiful in the summer and winter, the people are the greatest, their beer is world class, it’s just always a great time and place to visit.