Charlie Sheen Tells Logan Paul That He Had Sex With 47,000 Woman Since Losing His Virginity To A Hooker At The Age Of 15

Here's the thing, even though this is damn near mathematically impossible...I still somehow believe him. This is a man who allegedly got shut off by the cartel for doing too much coke. This is a guy who's ex wife had to make him (and his hookers) "white trash sandwiches" in order to keep him alive post-bender. Charlie Sheen used to smoke so much crack that it literally turned him gay. So yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he had sex with 47,000 women, I'm just curious as to what he considers sex. Does oral count? Does one or more partners have to finish or can he just dip it in and count that as a fuck? Because if not, I know some gentlemen down in the village that would rival those numbers. 

On the other hand, Charlie was seeing double for about forty years, so shouldn't we cut that number in half? I don't know. I also love the fact that Charlie is still ripping vapes like a middle schooler...

Sixty years young, baby! I feel like every time he opens his mouth we get another blog-worthy story. I'm more addicted to writing about Charlie Sheen than he was addicted to crack. God bless him. Thanks for reading.