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Madison Beer Or JessNoFace... Who Deserves More Credit For The Chargers & Justin Herbert Having An Undefeated Season? Let's Investigate!

Madison Beer being hot is nothing new, but after putting that blog together last week it got me thinking... Does she deserve sole credit for turning Justin Herbert into a MVP candidate? Would the LA Chargers still be (3-0) without her in the building? 

Much like the known number of licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know. 

But either way, I can't imagine she's gonna walk away from Herbie's full load anytime soon. And why would she? They're the toast of the town right now. 

Especially after she put out this A+ music video right before his latest win.

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If this level of positive juju continues, we might even see Mercury Morris start reaching out from beyond the grave. I'm not saying the Chargers WILL go undefeated… But they do have all the necessary pieces needed to pull it off. Rocket arm QB, do-it-all RB, 3 bonafide WR, unreal OL, absolutely dirty D, plus throw in Dicker The Kicker and Harbaugh leading them all?

Baby, you got a stew going!

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And that's not even mentioning the whole point of this blog, JessNoFace. Or is it NoFaceJess? I really have no idea, all I know is after searching for Madison Beer themed Chargers #content my algorithm got flooded with Faceless Jess all weekend long. 

Needless to say, the algo is rarely wrong. Think I might be a fan of LA now? 

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From what I can tell, Jess deserves plenty of credit for the Chargers turnaround too. And she's not just a pretty NoFace, she's a legitimate diehard fan as well. 

This is just simply ELITE meme tweeting. She stays ready in that foxhole year round too. 

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A real ass fan with 5-tool assets like that should be celebrated, and she definitely deserves a spot on the Duckboats if the Chargers do win it all. 

Thankfully LA fans can also sleep soundly tonight knowing there's no internal rivalry either. Jess is firmly Team Beer. 

I'll leave the Chargers recaps to Kenjac but WILL be keeping tabs on JessNoFace for the rest of this season. After all, cheeks like this don't grow on trees. Gotta support the dedicated content creators out there. 

Least we can do for a good cause. BOLT UP!