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Uhhh, No Duh: Tua Openly Admitted He Can't Do Half Of What Josh Allen Does At Quarterback, Dolphins Keep Finding Rock Bottom

Quick reminder: Tua is getting paid roughly $51 million this year. Hilarious that he is out here and openly admitting that he can't do half of what Josh Allen can. Anyone with a brain knew this, not even a debate, but the last thing you should be doing is admitting any of this as a starting quarterback. I don't care who you play for, how bad it is, who you're talking about. It's the NFL! 

Oh, and I saw people trying to say this wasn't the full quote or anything like that. It 100% is. He starts with the running aspect and then adds the deep ball and keeps on rambling. I can't imagine being a Dolphins fan. There are worse franchises for sure in the NFL, hell, even in the AFC East. But, there's hope for at least some of them. Teams with rookie quarterbacks or new coaches can talk themselves into it. The Dolphins meanwhile have Tyreek Hill losing his mind, Mike McDaniel saying God knows what and Tua admitting he's not Josh Allen. 

I assume the skill set that Tua is talking about here is the fact Josh Allen is good in the NFL? That has to be it, right? I can't think of one thing Tua does better than Josh Allen. He's not a checkdown king like Josh Allen: 

He doesn't have a rocket arm like Josh Allen. He can't run like Josh Allen. He doesn't win like Josh Allen. I'm running out of things to say that Josh Allen is better at than Tua. Marrying star actresses? Yep, check that one off too. I want to feel bad for Dolphins fans, but fuck em. They get to live in South Florida, live a fake life and then just pretend to care about the Heat in a few months anyways.