Denise Richards Reveals She Used To Make Charlie Sheen (and his hookers) "White Trash Sandwiches" To Help Them Come Down After A Bender

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Source - Denise Richards revealed she once made “white trash” sandwiches for ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s “hookers” during one of the actor’s drug-fueled benders.

In the second episode of Sheen’s new Netflix documentary, “aka Charlie Sheen,” the actress shared that she was called to check on her ex after he had been missing for two days while filming “Two and a Half Men.”

“They would call me all the f–king time to go there because I can’t get fired. I was your ex-wife, I was already fired,” she said.

“When they were desperate, they were like, ‘Could you please come over and see if he’s alive? We haven’t seen him for two days.’ And so, then I would pound on his door. And then I’d keep pounding. I’m like, ‘Open the f–k up!'” Richards recalled.

During one visit, the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star said she went to Sheen’s house with food, and noticed her ex’s “Two and a Half Men” co-star Jon Cryer was also there.

“I’m making sandwiches and Jon was super nervous and he goes, ‘What are you doing?’ I go, ‘Well, he hasn’t eaten and I’m making sandwiches,'” Richards recalled. “And then you see two or three hookers come downstairs. And I remember Jon asking me, ‘Are you making them sandwiches?’ and I go, ‘Well, yeah. What am I gonna say? Sorry, because of what you do for a living, you don’t get one of my white trash mayo, mustard, turkey, cheese, lettuce sandwiches?'” she added.

“It wasn’t like I was making a gourmet sandwich. Like, I’m trying to help keep him good.”

First of all…best ex-wife ever. I want Mother Theresa's photo replaced with Denise Richards when you look up "saint" in the dictionary. That poor woman married arguably the craziest man of all time and still made sure he had a meal in front of him post-crack binge. What a sweetheart. Now as far as the "white trash sandwich" goes, I'd argue that turkey mayo, mustard, cheese, and lettuce is the opposite of white trash. White trash would be a bologna or a cheese sandwich. That or standing between a two girls in cookie monster pajamas in line for the tilt-a-whirl. Adding any sort of vegetable to a sandwich automatically elevates it out of white trash territory. That said…handing the sandwich to your ex-husbands (multiple) hooker girlfriends in order to keep him from dying is the trashiest thing of all time. Feits and I did an episode a few weeks back on trashiest adult injuries that really got the wheels turning…

Regardless, shout out to Denise for keeping Charlie alive. The crazy thing is that story is nothing compared to everything else that is in that doc. Give it a watch if you've got the time. I promise it's worth it.