Headlocks, Punches And, Of Course, A Guy In A 'Your Mom #69' Jersey - Bengals Fans Started Brawling In The Stands After Joe Burrow Got Hurt

I don't claim to know everything in life, no matter how many times my kids ask me 'what or why' after every sentence. I'm simply a man who knows a lot about a little. One of those things is if a guy is wearing a 'your mom 69' jersey, he's going to be involved in a stadium fight. It doesn't matter if he starts it, ends it or just happens to be around one, you have to keep your head on a swivel when you see that guy show up. Your mom also has to keep her head on a swivel whenever this fella is around them. 

Look, this city is craving to be good. They are dumb fans because they think the NFL is always out to get the Bengals and mostly refuse to accept they are just a bad franchise who ruined Joe Burrow by never giving him an offensive line. So, this is how they have to handle it. You have to put a man in a headlock around the stadium to get over your star quarterback having turf toe

I don't know when headlocks end, but if you're not a wrestler (normal wrestling or very real WWE/AEW) you shouldn't be in a headlock. That has to end around college, maybe early 20s? I can see horsing around with your pals and getting a headlock but not when you're clearly in your 50s. 

That said, laugh out loud seeing these two in the background overseeing the fight. One laughing, one judging. 

Very rare do we get a hilarious fan fight video, mostly because they are just sad. You can't look good fighting in the stands of any game, let alone one where your start quarterback gets hurt. I know other people are involved here, but all I can focus on is the Your Mom guy. Did he order that for himself? How long did he have that jersey? Is it his lucky jersey or does he mix it up with other vanity ones? No doubt in my mind he drives a car with a vanity license plate too while we're at it. 

I want to defend the city I live in here but I'm trying to guess what part he's from. My mind immediately goes to Batavia but now I'm thinking northern Kentucky. Ridiculous all the way around and just week 2 of the NFL.