Browns Fans Have Already Broken Out The Paper Bags So They Don't Have To Show Their Faces

How bout those Cleveland Guardians baby?!?! Just when you thought the season was over, they've rattled off 9 wins in their last 10 games and are now sitting just 2.5 games back of the Astros for the final Wild Card spot. What a time to be from the great state of Ohio. We've got the #1 team in the country in college football. We've got a team right in the thick of things in baseball. And we've got, uhh, well that's all we've fucking got.

Fuck this team. We talked shit all week and then laid an egg. Jerry Jeudy said he saw no challenges in the secondary, but he forgot that he still had to catch the ball. And then Grant Delpit said Derek Henry wasn't hard to tackle, and....we actually shut him down? 11 carries for 23 yards is perhaps the best possible outcome you could ask for. On the goal line, he couldn't score against us. Shoutout to the defense today, despite a 41-17 final score. In fact, I'll say this: I don't blame our defense one iota this afternoon. Joe Flacco and the offense, and the special teams, consistently put us in the worst positions, and it completely fucked us. 

And now we sit at 0-2 with matchups coming up against the Packers, Lions, and Vikings. Hello 0-5. And after today....how is it not hello Dillion Gabriel?

Why not? This team is not good enough to compete regardless. Why not see what the rookies can do? Because if we don't figure it out now, we're going to have to hypothetically guess soon when we entertain drafting ANOTHER QB with our first pick next year.